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Johnr
30-01-2009, 20:29
Episode 1 aired last night, just about to watch it, they've kept the MOST OVER THE TOP!!!111 commentary guy :thumbs:

Ono
30-01-2009, 22:51
Japanese lady to win this. Can already confidently predict it now :D

Usual fare. Keep the guy that everyone hates in for entertainment value.

Really don't know what the thing they "guarantee I've never seen before" is going to be next week :|

36Degrees
31-01-2009, 02:09
You have made my year by telling me about this !!! My favourite show !! =)

The over the top commentary guy, the idiots who can't actually cook, the drama and bickering instead of working like a team.... after 4 seasons you'd think this would be dull... but NOOOOOO it's still hardcore, and next week's looks amazing !!!

bigdave
31-01-2009, 02:59
had to laugh at the real ugly chick saying all the guys are scared of the pretty girl competing with the big boys

Johnr
06-02-2009, 18:40
Japanese favourite in emotional moment shocker!!!111 The thing was, it was actually quite emotional because she was actually a decent cook :( )

I absolutely don't want to miss next weeks installment :nuts:

Brad123
06-02-2009, 19:49
How are you guys getting this, I presume its not on sky is it?

Alan b
06-02-2009, 20:41
Via ways that can not be discussed on here.

Mr Dan
06-02-2009, 23:13
"Your ripping people off. Your a ******* theif!" :lol:

36Degrees
07-02-2009, 01:27
This show still rocks, almost cried over who went :'(

Had to laugh at fattie (who has a name I don't remember)... "Sorry our insurance won't cover you for the helicopter ride, you can go by ferry" "Hey so nice of you to finally make it, we're going home laters"

Next week on a Hells Kitchen you absolutely wont want to miss ..... I really should just watch the trailers for this show, way way better than the actual show !

Ono
09-02-2009, 22:07
Japanese lady to win this. Can already confidently predict it now :D


:|

She would have.

degeneration
09-02-2009, 23:02
Damn it. It'll be ages until ITV actually get around to showing this and they broadcast t with no advertising meaning I miss the first three episodes.

Johnr
20-02-2009, 22:37
How is

Forrest Gump still there?

I've been tipped off next weeks is the MOST CONTROVERSIAL!!!111 episode yet :notworthy

36Degrees
21-02-2009, 00:00
Yes the most CONTROVERSIAL episode yet awaits us next week !!!

I had to laugh at the speech that woman was giving during the eating of the other parts of the cow !

bigdave
21-02-2009, 15:38
Yes the most CONTROVERSIAL episode yet awaits us next week !!!

I had to laugh at the speech that woman was giving during the eating of the other parts of the cow !

yeah was a very powering speech inbetween her puking every 2 minutes :lol: I cant wait until Lacy leaves she is starting to annoy me

36Degrees
27-02-2009, 19:57
Man how controversial was that, perhaps the most controversial episode I've ever seen in my life !! VCITORY !!!

Thank god Seth is gone and Lacey is now a man

But, next weeks, an episode full of big surprises which I'll have to see to believe !!

(Seriously is there anything to discuss in any of these episodes except the trailer?)

Ono
28-02-2009, 08:58
This week's show was so controversial I am shocked that they aired it!!!!111 :|

Mr_Bacon
02-03-2009, 12:05
You've got to remember - its the US... the most PC country on the planet.

By the way - I've heard the downturn has begun to hit GR. Whilst hsi good friend (joke) Worrall-Thompson had to close 4 of his 6 restaurants in the last 12 months, GR reportedly opened 8 new places last year but I've heard he's behind on payments for a lot of em. Anybody know anything???

Johnr
02-03-2009, 20:43
(Seriously is there anything to discuss in any of these episodes except the trailer?)

Err, no :nuts:

But next weeks is one I have to SEE TO BELIEVE!!!111 :dork:

Except I think I saw enough 'BIG surprises' in the trailer to put me off food for life :gag:

36Degrees
06-03-2009, 20:46
Thank god she's gone, annoying ! These teams started off really well I thought too, they didn't mess up when the sumo wrestlers ordered everything on the menu (I always wanted to do that)

Poor Bobby

A SPECIAL Hells Kitchen next week, don't think we've ever had that adjective before !!

68monkey
08-03-2009, 00:19
Lacey's pulling it together, but I say Carol is in it for the long run. Next to leave? Probably Robert.

poolking
08-03-2009, 14:40
So when are ITV going to be showing this? I thought the contestants in the last series were terrible, eeven though they came through in the end.

Johnr
13-03-2009, 12:33
Return of camper than camp JP party entertainer :clap:

Next week I'll see AND hear things I never thought I would. And its the most EXPLOSIVE!!!111 one yet :nuts:

thescrounger
13-03-2009, 12:48
Gave up on this season after the first episode. Well it actually stopped being good two seasons ago. Waste of time.

ben.bayliss
13-03-2009, 17:54
Dropping of the cake was totally staged. JP didn't touch him. That annoyed me a bit as it became obvious just how scripted/produced the show is. The party planner is totally unnecessary and clearly written in.

Mr Dan
13-03-2009, 19:37
I think it's meant to be taken with a pinch of salt :nuts:

Johnr
20-03-2009, 08:36
Nobody gets eliminated at elimination because somebody got eliminated during dinner service SHOCKER!!!11 :nuts:

I will DEFINETELY be surprised on the MOST UNPREDICTABLE Hell's Kitchen YET next week thouh :doh: :thumbs:

Ono
21-03-2009, 13:47
Gotta love Robert the Blob.

His reference to Jedi mind tricks and the way he sits sideways on to the camera all the mid have one him one fan here :D


Lacey though, OMG, she would drive me to become pro-whale hunting.

Johnr
27-03-2009, 21:41
Shocking!!!111 double elimination during the 'VIP' edition (Well, if you include an actor from Terminator 2 as a zelebrity :|)

If James Corden were American, he would be Robert :D

But I WON'T BELIEVE who goes home next week!!!111 On the MOST CUT-THROAT epiosde of the season of Hell's Kitchen :nuts: :doh: :lol:

Ono
28-03-2009, 09:14
I do wonder how Lacey ever manages to muster up enough enthusiasm to breathe.

Johnr
31-03-2009, 21:22
Yay!

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/fox-premiere-sixth-season-of--hell-kitchen-on-july-21-8688.php

So only a couple of months wait between the end of this season and the start of the next season

I can't wait :clap:

Ono
04-04-2009, 07:42
Least surprising "twist" in an ending evah!!!!

THat's what the announcer should have said last week :|

Johnr
04-04-2009, 11:55
True. I knew he was going to do that :D

Also a suspicious edit when he mouthed off to the customers, before the ad break he included a few bleeps in his spiel yet at the recap after the break there were no bleeps :suspect:

But NEXT TIME!!!111 on Hell's Kitchen:

The competition gets even more CUTTHROAT!!11
One LUCKY CHEF hits the JACKPOT!!11
A SURPRISE elimination puts 2 other chefs in JEOPARDY!!11
After a DISASTROUS dinner service!!11
A SURPRISE phone call leads to a SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT!!11

All next week on a Hell's Kitchen you'll have to SEE to BELIEVE!!!!!11111 :nuts:

The new UK series will be more boring than watching paint dry without Ramsay and wacky voiceover guy :thumbs:

36Degrees
04-04-2009, 14:41
But NEXT TIME!!!111 on Hell's Kitchen:

The competition gets even more CUTTHROAT!!11
One LUCKY CHEF hits the JACKPOT!!11
A SURPRISE elimination puts 2 other chefs in JEOPARDY!!11
After a DISASTROUS dinner service!!11
A SURPRISE phone call leads to a SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT!!11

All next week on a Hell's Kitchen you'll have to SEE to BELIEVE!!!!!11111 :nuts: Dammit I was going to write that, if episodes are dictated by their last minute, Hells Kitchen would probably be the best show every week hands down...

I was shocked at who went, then again I was drunk, eating chicken....

Johnr
10-04-2009, 16:55
zOMG!!!

Chef Ramsay has CLOSED Hell's Kitchen :(

BUT will the chefs REFUSE to go??!! :eek:

The doors of Hell's Kitchen MIGHT reopen IF the chefs can prove themselves worthy!!! :brickwall

The PRESSURE is ON...and its more than one chef can HANDLE!!!111 :(

Will Chef Ramsay EVER reopen Hell's Kitchen??? :thinking:

ALL next time on the MOST UNPREDICTABLE Hell's Kitchen EVER!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :clap::doh::nuts:

ben.bayliss
11-04-2009, 03:43
ROFL. It is becoming a bit of a parody of itself isn't it? :lol:

Mr Dan
11-04-2009, 10:33
After the first episode aired he was on a radio show in Canada telling everyone that the final six were the best he ever had on the show. Half these guys can't even cook!!

36Degrees
11-04-2009, 10:58
After the first episode aired he was on a radio show in Canada telling everyone that the final six were the best he ever had on the show. Half these guys can't even cook!! Thing is they produced great things in the challenge, showing they can cook, they just can't cook under pressure!

Funny episode, I almost had a heart attack at the end going zOMG no!!1111

Ono
11-04-2009, 11:15
Has Ramsay got the hots for Andrea or something? She is useless but always seems to survive the chop.

bigdave
11-04-2009, 15:08
I was half expecting "Sorry Robert you are too heavy to go on the private Jet"

Johnr
17-04-2009, 09:14
Well that was the most shocking!!!111 anticlimax ever :|

And Robert the blob has gone :cry: ... Leading to another non elimination elimination :shrug:

But NEXT TIME!!!111

The CHEFS turn on ANDREA!1 :eek:

BUT in a service where Chef Ramsay demands PERFECTION...NOONE gets out UNSCATHED!!11 :wave:

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN IT ALL Chef Ramsay unleashes a SURPRISE!!!111 that has EVERYONE fighting for their LIVES!!!111 :nuts:

If you think you know whos going home, THINK AGAIN!!!!1111 :cuckoo:

Roberto
17-04-2009, 11:31
:lol:

Nice impression there

Ono
24-04-2009, 18:21
Great bit of GR Cookware pimpage this week. I know his business is doing **** but it can't be that bad!? :nuts:

Anyway, about time Ben left. He is not really very good.

My money is one either of the other 2 apart from ANdrea.

Johnr
25-04-2009, 09:33
The only way they can make it a SHOCKING!!!111 episode next week is if Andrea doesn't go home :D

You just had to love the supersize wedding proposal to superskinny! :lol:

Roberto
30-04-2009, 22:57
The thing is she wasn't skinny at all, just standing next to the guy would make anyone look slimer :lol:

Ono
01-05-2009, 21:35
Right 2 in the final.

Girlie to win it for me. She actually looked quite nice with the makeup and stuff.

Johnr
01-05-2009, 22:05
Surprise

after SURPRISE!!!111

Not EVERYONE is happy with the CIRCUMSTANCES!

A JAM PACKED, THRILLING, SPECIAL episode of Hell's Kitchen YOU DON'T WANNA MISS next time :nuts:

But obviously they're gonna do exactly the same as last year and spin the finale out into 2 episodes :nuts:

Johnr
09-05-2009, 10:34
I can't believe they summarized pretty much the whole series in 11 minutes :lol:

Pretty crap filler episode this week

But NEXT TIME on a HELL'S KITCHEN SEASON FINALE!!!111

Their former competitors are BACK

BUT will they HELP THEM or HURT THEM!!!!!11111 :doh:

GET READY for a ROLLERCOASTER dinner service :wave:

Itsthemostsuspensefulfinaleever! :notworthy

You don't wanna miss the MOST THRILLING Hell's Kitchen FINALE! :nuts:

36Degrees
10-05-2009, 01:01
Yeah not much in the episode, I prefered it when they had 2 hour season finales !

Paula to win imo... but they could SHOCK ME, especially after Bonnie was robbed two seasons ago !

Robby
15-05-2009, 11:14
Both strong contenders and I would have been pleased whatever the outcome but I'm chuffed at who came through at the end. I know this season was filmed last year (didn't they film S4&5 pretty much together?), so resisited looking on the Borgata website proir to the finale to see if there was any mention of the winner, but even now I can't find any mention of the chef on any of the restaurant pages.

Something fishy? :suspect:

Not long now till S6 which according to myepisodes.com is scheduled for the end of July. I hope they've come up with a new format, as entertaining as this season has been it's been soooo predictable and the whole show could do with a complete make over.

Roberto
15-05-2009, 19:13
Paula's Sister :n0rty:

Ono
15-05-2009, 19:30
Thought Paula was going to walk it but Danny really did come stronger in the finale and deserved it.

Vman
15-05-2009, 21:21
Paula was disadvataged as she had Lacey

Johnr
16-05-2009, 22:26
It's all over :cry:

Bring on S6! :clap:

Mr Dan
16-05-2009, 23:00
I'll go with Vman on that. It was won when Danny won the challenge. If the teams were the other way Paula would prob won. Too close to call before that.

Love how how the UK press are focused on this bint that Ramsay was "seeing" :lol:

Bring on S6 :clap: