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Yonathan Gal
01-02-2002, 22:05
Tose cheap one liners are justs o funny... like in Predator: Stick Around" and "Knock Knock"....and Eraser: "They caught a train".... They're so bad they're funny... seems Anie is the best at them... wha others do u thnk is really funny? Oh yeah, one more form him aswell: "Tonight's forecast: A Freeze!".... ahahahhaah!! :)
mr_woo
02-02-2002, 01:32
well for me, the king of the corny one-liner has to be Arnie

i reckon a lot of Arnies best one - liners come from the worst film he has been in - Batman and Robin!

'I've gone cold to your plee's of mercy!'

'CHILL OUT!'

etc etc :D

Though another of my favourite one-liners comes from Commando

'Please don't disturb my friend he's dead tired'
sticker
02-02-2002, 06:07
Gotta go with Total Recall >

With Arnie plebbin' around with that holo-emitter >

:nuts: "...you dink dis is da weeel Quaid - ID IS!..." :nuts:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~garryleavycomedian/Avalon.jpg
Dear Mr Echo
02-02-2002, 09:32
I can't remember which Arnie film it is in (Commando or Raw deal) but the worst and cosequently the funniest line from him was "You shouldn't drink and bake" to his alchoholic wife/significant other.
Marv
02-02-2002, 14:35
Can remmember which arnie Film its from:

" Who's your daddy and what does he do "

Die Hard has a great 1 liner:

" Welcome to the party.............Pal"
Sonicmint
02-02-2002, 15:08
Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious (overated *****) gets my vote.

Speaking about his sister to some punk:

"You break her heart and I'll break your neck!"



Now that stinks of Stilton!!
Ridcully
02-02-2002, 15:50
Arnie and Bond are easily the best for this.

Arnie - Running Man
"He had to split" http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/chnsaw.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/newsaw.gif:clap:

Chicken Run had some class ones as well.
"It's a Cling on!"
"Oh, Chicken food. My favourite!"
"It's like an oven in here"
"Dough!"
MarcusUK
02-02-2002, 16:12
" Who's your daddy and what does he do "

wasn't that in Kindergarten Cop?
Yonathan Gal
02-02-2002, 17:19
yep, that was kindergarten cop...
Morpheus2000
02-02-2002, 19:03
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
Terry
02-02-2002, 20:41
Arnie again

"If i'm not me,den who da hell am i"

"Consider this a divorce"

"I let him go"