View Full Version : Your Favourite movie quote - that if you quoted you'd be banned from the forums
As title - but please don't swear as it makes the mods life unbearable!
Begbie in Trainspotting
"Now this lasse got glassed and no xxxx is leaving here until we find out what xxxx did it" :nuts:
:D nice choice.
Mine probably wouldn't get me banned for only one use, not going to try it though :p
from Idle Hands:
"you're not going anywhere you evil hosting @@@@stick!"
found it incredibly funny.
Pike Bishop
24-01-2002, 10:48
Mine is from BabeWatch 7:
'Are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna @@@@ me?'
Dan Druff
24-01-2002, 10:51
'You need people like me, so you point your xxxxing fingers and say "that's the bad guy!"'
Scarface
Mine's from Glengarry Glen Ross:
"What's your name?"
"**** you, that's my name."
John Travolta in Broken Arrow (just as he's armed a nuclear warhead)
'@@@@ 'em if they can't take a joke'
Just Call Me Wanda
24-01-2002, 11:21
Planes, Trains and Automobiles:
When Steve Martin comes back to the car rental after finding no car:
'I want a @@@@@@@ car right @@@@@@@ now!' plus the rest of the quote which has about 25 @@@@'s in it.
Come to think of, I did get banned for posting this quote last year! :)
"EDIT me? EDIT me you EDIT. Is that what you tellin' me, huh? EDIT you, huh?"
Joe Pesci, CASINO.
;)
avid fan
24-01-2002, 12:29
i'VE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YOU - SHUT THE **** UP!
sidebog7
24-01-2002, 12:31
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anyone. [Insert rude words here]
Eric Cartman
EDIT
"How many EDIT is that?"
"A lot"
(Reservoir Dogs)
A lot of edits there. I think people will get the drift.
Gromit
:rolleyes:
Unfortunately I can't edit in 'ere. But keep that up and we'll get to delete your account before long.
As Bolch requested, please don't swear.
stefmcd Inserting an asterisk or two is not sufficient. Consider this a gentle warning.
This thread could be funny. Don't spoil it or it will be closed and if appropriate, action taken against individuals who transgress.
John Mason in The Rock:
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen"
Apologies, I thought asterisks were sufficient.
sidebog7
24-01-2002, 13:50
Get Lost you person who has sex with donkeys, without their consent, and eats faeces. (Or something to that effect)
Eric Cartman
SqueakyG
24-01-2002, 13:58
What type of asterisking is not allowed? I see people who have used asterisks for the whole word, like, "****", and they haven't been edited. So is it only wrong to asterisk a couple of letters of the word?
Anyway.
"Respect the ****, and tame the ****!"
"Shut the **** up, Donny".
Yes, it's true. This man has no ****."
And to make a comment on all this astersiking, I leave you with the remarkable and enlightening philosophy of Eric Cartman:
"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. **** ****ety ****-****-****!"
"How would you like to suck my XXXXs, Mr. Garrison?" (Cartman in South Park)
"XXXX you, XXXXball" (American bloke from Snatch in Get Shorty)
"I haven't been XXXXed like that since grade school" (Helena Bonham-Carter in Fight Club)
"Monty, you terrible XXXX" (Richard E Grant in Withnail & I)
"XXXX you XXXXX, I'm gonna XXXXing kick your sorry pointy-hatted, pointy-shoed witch XXX back to the start of the XXXXing Yellow brick road" (Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz)
One of these is made up. Can you guess which one?
by Jay in Chasing Amy "look at this morose mother 'AHEM' right here, smells like someone 'AHEM' in his cereal" classic :D
Originally posted by Bolch
"Now this lasse got classed"
Meant to be glassed :D Apologies if it's just a typo!
Everything Al Pacino said to Kevin Spacey in Glengarry Glen Ross.
"Where did you learn your trade you stupid ******* ****!"
The WHOLE bit before...
"Now tell me...am I lying?"
Surely the winner in this thread has gotta be:
Benecio Del Toro in The Usual Suspects -
'Gimme the ******* keys, you ******* ****-******'
:D
Trainspotting, Renton gets off, Spud goes to jail, Spud's mum appears in the bar.... Begbie:
'It was ******* obvious that **** was gonna **** some ****'
1 & 3 begin with 'f'. 2 and 4 begin with 'c'.
si2k2000
24-01-2002, 17:53
George Clooney at the end of "From Dusk Till Dawn" to Juliet Lewis.
"I may be a @@@@@@@ but im not a @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@"
Love that one.
Al Pacino in Carlito's Way
"You think your big time ? Your gonna ******* die big time"
Roll on the Special Edition sometime this year
Dear Mr Echo
24-01-2002, 19:26
Not a favourite really and probably not accurate but in the context of this thread....
"@@@@"
"@@@@"
"@@@@"
"@@@@"
"@@@@ity @@@@"
"@@@@"
Can you tell what that's from?
Originally posted by Dear Mr Echo
Not a favourite really and probably not accurate but in the context of this thread....
"@@@@"
"@@@@"
"@@@@"
"@@@@"
"@@@@ity @@@@"
"@@@@"
Can you tell what that's from?
Hugh Grant ... 4 Weddings and Funeral ??
SilverLiner
25-01-2002, 05:26
From Snatch...
"this is a free country"
"Well it ain't a free shop now, is it? Now @@@@ off!"
Originally posted by goof
Meant to be glassed :D Apologies if it's just a typo!
:D
Cheers for the pointer - I did mean Glassed
You fargin` sneaky bastage!! I`m gonna take you to work!! I`m gonna nail you to the wall!! I`m gonna crush your boils in a meat-grinder!! I`m gonna cut off your arms.....and shove `em up your icehole!! Roman Moroni, Johnny Dangerously :clap: :clap:
Dear Mr Echo
25-01-2002, 16:51
Originally posted by Pentasa
Hugh Grant ... 4 Weddings and Funeral ??
Of course. It wasn't difficult really.
There is no prize btw:D :D
Andrew
richard67
25-01-2002, 16:52
"No, I'm sorry Sally can't speak on the phone right now, she's got my **** in her mouth."
(Hangs up)
"I love wrong numbers."
Danny Devito, Ruthless People
WeaselFierce
25-01-2002, 19:20
Sean Penn from The Game (working from memory so it's probably not spot on):-
"They **** you and they **** you and they **** you! And just when you think they can't **** you any more, that's when the *********** REALLY starts!!!"
Ol' Blue Eyes
25-01-2002, 19:57
Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your **** into my wife. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week". - Bruce Willis, The Last Boy Scout
A few courtesy of the most profane series ever created, the magnificent Sopranos, would be appropriate I think.
"Maybe your problem is you stick your dick into anything with a pulse. Ever considered that as a route cause?" Camila Soprano in threapy session with Tony and Dr Melfi
"You don't joke about [begins with a c, ends with t, rhymes with shunt]-lapping." Mikey
"It's Jimmy, it's *£&"ing Jimmy!" "Who?" "The wire, it's *£&"ing Jimmy!"Tony, discovering "the rat", and Paulie.
"I'm the opposite of King Midias; everything I touch turns to ****." Tony, to Dr Melfi.
And the finest (the delivery is perfect; I literally fell off my chair laughing when C4 first broadcast it!) ...
Christopher is visiting the set of a "far more mainstream" lesbian screwball comedy. The two lesbian bank-robbers have shot each other, its the final scene. But one actress doesn't like the word "bitch".
Actress: "Well is there anything instead of 'bitch'?"
Christopher: "Buchiach"
Director: "What?"
Chris: "Have that one, call that one, 'buchiach'."
Director: "Buchia ... what?"
Chris: "Buchiach; well if she's from Broklyn ..."
Actress: "Well it sounds more interesting."
Director: "Okay."
Producer (aside): "What does it mean?"
Chris (loudly and deadpan): "[begins with c, ends with t, yada yada]."
There are looks of abject horror/shock from everyone present.
Producer: "&£*£'. I like that."
I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet, from Goodfellas:
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to freakin' amuse you?
for me, the greatest insult of all time is in Amelie, with the two fruit stall sellers. The owner shouts at the assistant for dropping a box of oranges or something by saying "Someone ****** in your mother!" :D
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