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lisapy
27-10-2006, 19:11
For those who want to rekindle the spark this Christmas!!!

Buy your lovers guide now. Two videos available to buy ; "The Lovers Guide: The Essential Lovers Guide" and "The Lovers Guide: Sexplay" for £1 each in... wait for it... Poundland!!

Purely in the interests of other forum members I have purchased these and can provide reviews on request! ;) :)

Certificate 18 so not for the kiddies!
splobber
27-10-2006, 19:18
Any videos you have uploaded to YouTube that we can check out?
unclerichy
27-10-2006, 19:20
Damn, I mis-read the title and thought that it was six for a pound :(
JOV
27-10-2006, 21:05
Sex for a pound
ShaneC
27-10-2006, 21:32
aaaahhhh, the lovers guides, legal hardcore :D
driver8
27-10-2006, 22:13
there's loads of legal hardcore - that's what the R18 cert is for ! sex shops only of course !
repec
27-10-2006, 22:25
discount for bulk orders:?

:lol:
cjanderson
27-10-2006, 23:15
aaaahhhh, the lovers guides, legal hardcore :D

i do find the brummy accents put one off ones stroke somewhat. :suspect:

And they were not real couples, they were pron stars :eek:

But good instructional guides, fun for all the family.
j1mg
27-10-2006, 23:35
i love the fact that this has been viewed 722 times, but only commented on 7 times. i wonder if the other 715 people are going to be waiting outside poundland tomoz morning.
barthez
27-10-2006, 23:46
i love the fact that this has been viewed 722 times, but only commented on 7 times. i wonder if the other 715 people are going to be waiting outside poundland tomoz morning.

emailing as i sit in my tent :lol:
DeadYankee
28-10-2006, 00:03
Pound land

Never was a shop more aptly named than for this bargain
toffee
28-10-2006, 06:58
Pound land

Never was a shop more aptly named than for this bargain

Pound StretchHer would work as well. :eek:

but not Lidl. Oh no.
AndyWilson
28-10-2006, 07:01
wife's away for the weekend, so 3 quid to poundland for a video, bumper pack of tissues and a nice plastic bin and I'll be as happy as a pig in a vegan commune :D
Johnny Vodka
28-10-2006, 07:10
Hey, guys, I've heard there's this called the interweb where you can get pron for free. Anyone know anything about it? :thinking:
driver8
28-10-2006, 10:04
maybe ... but wi't'interweb you never quite know what you're gonna see next ... these are guaranteed wife-friendly :n0rty:
stapp
28-10-2006, 10:46
fun for all the family.

:suspect:
splobber
28-10-2006, 10:48
Didn't you know that cj's Dad is also her brother, Cleetus?
TonyG
28-10-2006, 12:05
Does Poundland have an online site? ... I'd go to my local one, but my dirty raincoat is in the wash at the moment.
T4V
28-10-2006, 12:58
Didn't you know that cj's Dad is also her brother, Cleetus?
"I'd like you to meet my wife and sister. HERE SHE IS!" :lol:
Corranga
28-10-2006, 13:00
Damn, I mis-read the title and thought that it was six for a pound :(


same :(
repec
28-10-2006, 13:27
i love the fact that this has been viewed 722 times, but only commented on 7 times. i wonder if the other 715 people are going to be waiting outside poundland tomoz morning.

j1mg ill meet you there at 9.00 sharp... :lol: :) :) :) :) :n0rty: :n0rty: :n0rty:
bazza90
28-10-2006, 15:39
Unfortunately I got rod of my VCR......Damn!
keithb
28-10-2006, 15:54
Unfortunately I got rod of my VCR......Damn!

What your VCR gives you rod. You beast you ;)
crayon
28-10-2006, 17:14
.......don't get many of these to the pound....:D.......I'll get me coat....
mburton2
28-10-2006, 20:27
"VIDEO" :?: Whats that then?
:dork:
lisapy
29-10-2006, 07:39
For those of you who are without your dirty mac, I think Poundland sell them too! ha-ha

As for putting videos on youtube, well if you are asking if there are videos of me then that would be telling but sadly I cannot put any short clips on there as their policy is not to allow sex scenes to be viewed. But really isnt that being a little too tightfisted by not paying £1 for the whole video? :shrug:

Oh wait maybe with all the "alone time" you have your hand may be stuck in that tight fist so I see your problem of not being able to get the coin out. :nono:

A short review of the SEXPLAY one for ya - dodgy looking young couples lying on a bed playing with each others bits and trying to make it look sexy. Forget the idea of this being in a bedroom (ala porno), the blue screen in the background shows that they couldnt be arsed with making this anything other than educational. But the suggestions are good although they look very painful and you do tend to laugh at the man who looks like jesus.

Has anyone else manage to buy a copy yet?
Weecrackpot
29-10-2006, 07:56
Got mine yesterday,looked a bit sheepish when paying for it,shelved MOTD to watch it and ended not sleepinga ;) all night,wife was happy though me thinks.
Gerschwin
29-10-2006, 08:42
Were sold out of the 2 mentioned but right at the back was an extra limited edition one.....haven't watched it yet but looks interesting

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/the_jinj/loversguide.jpg
mebucket
29-10-2006, 17:42
i get to see enougth of heather mills in the paper anyway is it really worth it ;)
rbullivant
29-10-2006, 18:06
Shame I got rid of my VCR!!!

R