View Full Version : Is David Caruso the Worst Actor on TV?
Having had the misfortune to watch him ham his way around a few episodes of CSI: Miami the past few days I certainly think so.
/Puts on sunglasses
/Places hands on hips
MaxNutter
27-09-2006, 10:46
Having had the misfortune to watch him ham his way around a few episodes of CSI: Miami the past few days I certainly think so.
/Puts on sunglasses
/Places hands on hips
heh ... ask anephric ... all though i thought he was good in Session 9 (movie)
Simple answer is "yes".
Plus he's really ugly.
As an ensemble it's hard to beat the entire cast of CSI:Miami for worse acting! Every one of them is pitiful (especially Caruso, blonde trigger happy gun bint with the bad plastic surgery and mad as a brush corpse talking coroner bint).
Now, I'm... going to... look
at...
you...
and say something pithy...
...that I think is witty...
but will...
actually...
just make me sound...
retarded.
And ginger.
puts on sunglasses
Now...
puts hands on hips and swivels
stares down at Jimmy Smits' dead body
let's see you...
have a better comeback!
hookbeak
27-09-2006, 11:04
i always hear how bad he is - but whenever i watch CSI:Miami he seems fine to me. I actually think he's pretty good.
You see, it's just that kind of comment that keeps his saggy arse employed! :nono: ;)
Spectre07
27-09-2006, 11:13
His acting is questionable but you can't fault his sideways glancing.
MaxNutter
27-09-2006, 11:16
he's great in Hudson Hawk ...
His acting is questionable but you can't fault his sideways glancing.
Weird ... thats what my year 8 drama teacher said of me to my mum at parents evening.
It makes it a lot more fun and entertaining to watch than CSI:NY though :)
Taq
Ah, the Great Caruso. He was considered Hot Property when he jumped from NYPD Blue. Strangely enough me and the missus went through our bi-monthly CSI experience last night. You know the one, look in vain for ER/Sopranos/Supernatural/Boomtown (we've been doing it for a few years) or anything vaguely cerebral, chance upon CSI, convince ourselves it's not so bad and try to settle into it ... then stick a film on by 9.18pm. Funnily enough, she did look at me last night, squinted, pursed her lips and said "Why ... am ... I ... acting ... like ... this ?" It made me laugh. I must say, though, the original CSI pains me least due to the relative competence of Marg and Willy - they almost make me forget about that one with the big square head.
Anyway, what's with Emily Proctor's valley girl-cum-hicksville drawl ? I don't care if you're American, love, lose the daft accent.
jonathan.e
27-09-2006, 11:27
It is mystifying to me how CSI Miami is apparently THE most watched show in the world, but then when you consider one of the previous holders of that title was Baywatch, it’s clear that a lack of taste is universal.
Even the Radio Times previews now routinely take the **** out of Caruso and his "acting". He is without a doubt appalling in CSI (and he has some stiff competition in that shoddy programme) and most other things he’s been in although he wasn’t that bad in "Session 9". Unfortunately his taint is retroactive and has rendered his NYPD episodes unwatchable IMO.
Anyway, what's with Emily Proctor's valley girl-cum-hicksville drawl ? I don't care if you're American, love, lose the daft accent.
Weird thing is when she appeared early on in the West Wing's run she was pretty cute (although she still had the dappy accent) but now she just looks a bit weird, closest way I can describe it is her skin texture looks a bit like when a black person dresses up as a white person ala Eddie Murphy in Coming to America or the Wayans in *gag* White Chicks.
Unfortunately his taint is retroactive and has rendered his NYPD episodes unwatchable IMO.
Oh dear. I've got Series One in the unwatched pile. I've been worried about this, remembering, as I do, the Franz/Smits combo more fondly. Also, I never forgave him for the aggro he gave Amy Brenneman in that whole internal affairs business. I know I'm confusing character with actor here but hey, open season on Caruso ! Let's dig in ! Let's have a pop at Jorja Fox while all here - plank o' wood that she is.
Weird thing is when she appeared early on in the West Wing's run she was pretty cute (although she still had the dappy accent) but now she just looks a bit weird, closest way I can describe it is her skin texture looks a bit like when a black person dresses up as a white person ala Eddie Murphy in Coming to America or the Wayans in *gag* White Chicks.
I noticed that last night. She looked as if she'd had a bad spot day (month.)
It could be of course that he's the best actor evar and his character is just supposed to be like that.
Then again perhaps not :)
As for Emily Proctor - I still would.
SIMON ADEBISI
27-09-2006, 12:12
He was good in King Of New York and NYPD Blue. Then he became too big for his boots and has sucked ass ever since. CSI Miami is unwatchable because of his trademark sideways stance.
He always appears to be very unlikeable. If he's a nice fellow in real life then he's a very good actor.
I wish when he did his trademark taking off the sunglasses with great gravitas that he'd just put them in his bloody pocket instead of holding them in both hands and posing like a squirrel that's just found a nut.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9964/miamicaruso300mx5.jpg
steve morris
27-09-2006, 12:58
posing like a squirrel that's just found a nut.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9964/miamicaruso300mx5.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
clarkyboy100
27-09-2006, 12:58
He's not just a crap actor. He was a crap Rangers manager too
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41453000/jpg/_41453372_mcleishpensive203.jpg
maddogsuk
27-09-2006, 13:04
He's not just a crap actor. He was a crap Rangers manager too
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41453000/jpg/_41453372_mcleishpensive203.jpgPlease use you own web space to host images.
joconnor
27-09-2006, 13:15
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7235/carusoiy6su8.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Oh dear. I've got Series One in the unwatched pile. I've been worried about this, remembering, as I do, the Franz/Smits combo more fondly. Also, I never forgave him for the aggro he gave Amy Brenneman in that whole internal affairs business. I know I'm confusing character with actor here but hey, open season on Caruso ! Let's dig in ! Let's have a pop at Jorja Fox while all here - plank o' wood that she is.
Oh god, I hate the way she ends sentences. Her voice goes weird and it really irritates me.
Here he is offering acting tips to other cast-members.
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6686/carusoandcowz5.jpg
"That's it love plant them firmly on your hips and stare into the middle-distance with a look that makes it appear that you're worried you followed through on a fart."
i bloody love him and his
acting
and the way he
pauses
i feel the need to put on some sunglasses now before zooming in on a speck of dust.
we talk like horatio a lot in my house. it entertains us.
he
IS
the best actor,
in CSI
and possibly in the world!
xraystan
27-09-2006, 15:10
Is this guy this generation's Shatner? He sounds like he went to the shatner....
school.....
of.....
act.......
ing.
Unclegrump
27-09-2006, 16:47
dont you dare diss Shatner!!! Caruso isn't in the same league!!!
pah!
gareth101
27-09-2006, 17:54
Haven't seen him in CSI. Seen him in older stuff, never struck me as being a bad actor. Maybe he's go too arrogant as someone above suggests.
May I direct you all to this rather amusing, Horatio-related link:
http://mattbrough.livejournal.com/14344.html
:lol:
rbullivant
27-09-2006, 19:37
I'm sorry but i really like him, especially in CSI! Out of all the CSI franchises he is my favourite
R
Don't forget him being naked in Jade :gag: :gag: :gag:
He wasn't bad in Session 7 though
terminalterror
27-09-2006, 21:09
May I direct you all to this rather amusing, Horatio-related link:
http://mattbrough.livejournal.com/14344.html
:lol:
Thank you, that was hilarious!
nwgarratt
27-09-2006, 21:45
I'm sorry but i really like him, especially in CSI! Out of all the CSI franchises he is my favourite
R
I like him as well.
MaxNutter
28-09-2006, 08:06
Don't forget him being naked in Jade :gag: :gag: :gag:
He wasn't bad in Session 7 though
he was even better in the sequel, Session 9 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261983/)
smiddyboy
28-09-2006, 10:07
I watched the show on Tuesday night and it was the best 'worst' acting i have seen in a long time.
On no less than 3 occasions did the camera move/pan from a 'suspect' to a shot of Caruso standing, hands on hips, staring at his shoes... What's that all about!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdqPRfCUVGs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBQcNH3qMs
:)
Yes, the Gingerman is a bad actor, but at least he makes the show (unintentionally) funny. The episode a few weeks ago where he was only briefly in it & the focus was shifted onto the other 3 cardboard cut-outs was just painful to watch. :gag:
SOUNDSTYLE
28-09-2006, 10:58
I wouldn't say he was the worst actor on TV but his acting could have been better when he was in NYPD Blue.
Apparently his was a pain in the backside to work alond side when he was in that show.
"NYPD Blue will not be successful when I leave."
...It went on to be one of the most sucessful shows of all time. :lol:
I think Caruso was the main reason I hated CSI: Miami (although I suspect that even without him, I'd wonder what the point was of all that brand dilution). Five's advert for its imported US dramas showcase some good actors just staring at the camera for a few seconds, often communicating a lot without words. This is a challenge that even Caruso can rise to. (That's a lie. He can't even manage that.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb5sxv4Uqs
May I direct you all to this rather amusing, Horatio-related link:
http://mattbrough.livejournal.com/14344.html
:lol:
I will be tuning in for the episode based on idead 2 :)
DrVenkman
28-09-2006, 14:10
Ah good old Caruso. As it happens I just watched the first episode of 'Crime Story' and Caruso was in that. He's not too bad in it so I guess he's fresh out of drama school.
he was even better in the sequel, Session 9 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261983/)
Smart arse ;)
Dr Derek Doctors
28-09-2006, 17:33
I wish when he did his trademark taking off the sunglasses with great gravitas that he'd just put them in his bloody pocket instead of holding them in both hands and posing like a squirrel that's just found a nut.
http://www.drderekdoctors.com/caruso.jpg
So that's what he's doing...
*I may have edited this image...
Nick dVl
28-09-2006, 17:49
Ah, c'mon - he's not that bad! Like many others, I think he's pretty cool, certainly a match for Petersen and Sinise. I actually look forward to Miami more than the other two, to be honest. Poor Caruso is just an actor that everyone loves to hate since the whole NYPD debacle a decade ago.
Worst acting award should go to Emily Proctor and that girl in the morgue. Absolutely pitiful. Wish one of them got shot in the line of duty and replaced instead of that other guy. I was almost cheering when I thought that blonde girl was leaving the show at the end of the previous season, only to have her reappear in the current one :(
Spectre07
28-09-2006, 20:40
He was good in NYPD Blue and his character was very likable. I also thought he was good in Kiss of Death.
DrVenkman
28-09-2006, 20:43
Ah, c'mon - he's not that bad! Like many others, I think he's pretty cool, certainly a match for Petersen and Sinise.
And there was the moment your point was lost. He's certainly no match for either of those actors. Who both, as it happens, actually do forensics in the show - and I think I've yet to see Caruso look down a Microscope.
nwgarratt
28-09-2006, 20:52
and I think I've yet to see Caruso look down a Microscope.
He is more of a detective rather than a CSI. He just leads the CSI team. NY's Mac is both a detective and a CSI. Grissom is just a CSI. Different U.S. counties have different ways of doing the CSI.
I've yet to see Caruso look down a Microscope.
Probably afraid it will out-act him.
So that's what he's doing...
*I may have edited this image...
His face looks cut'n'pasted on that body
SIMON ADEBISI
05-10-2006, 17:44
I also thought he was good in Kiss of Death.
Forgot about that film. Nic Cage ****** all over him in the acting stakes.
He was brilliant in Rambo.
I can't believe that CSI:Miami is the most watched of the three CSI's. The original is still the best (although it is very forumliac now - everyone always easily admits there crime with little or no presure).
I always thought Rory Cochrane was the best actor in CSI:Miami but as he is no longer in it I haven't watched it in a while.
SIMON ADEBISI
05-10-2006, 18:08
He was brilliant in Rambo
:D Did he even have a line. I can sort of remember seeing him in it.
:D Did he even have a line. I can sort of remember seeing him in it.
He had a few lines and they were delivered like a normal person. Working with the mighty acting juggernaut that is Stalone must have ****** him up no end and when he woke from his stupor he became the stuttering acting God we worship today.
hookbeak
05-10-2006, 19:29
I'd never seen Miami until a week ago, i've now watched season one and just started season 2 and i have to say....that i think....carouso....is....great
does this make me.......a mentalist ?
SIMON ADEBISI
05-10-2006, 21:52
I'd never seen Miami until a week ago, i've now watched season one and just started season 2 and i have to say....that i think....carouso....is....great
does this make me.......a mentalist ?
I think you deserve to be blackmarked for this statement.
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Stu_69 - :notworthy
GingerMan's got a rival in the bad acting stakes now though. The woman who plays Cardboard Diver Man's sister is possibly even worse than Caruso.
After this week's episode on Five, the thought of the two of them having children made me ill. :gag:
joconnor
23-11-2006, 10:35
That's classic :lol:
I have never had the misfortune of watching CSI Miami, does he put his sunglasses on to finish every sentence?
essex_max
23-11-2006, 10:41
I can't believe that CSI:Miami is the most watched of the three CSI's.
Is this true..? I think it's a load of crap but love the other 2. Las Vegas being the best. :thumbs:
Blimey, that video shows that it's not just Caruso's fault -- those lines are terrible. "There hasn't been blah blah blah in 10 years!" ... Caruso: "'Til now." WTF?!
Great stuff. And absolutely appalling at the same time.
MaxNutter
23-11-2006, 10:49
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oh. my. god. ... never seen CSI, is it really that bad?
No, CSI is bloody brilliant!
CSI:Miami though is that bad! ;)
smst, yes it is Caruso's fault as he's very well known for altering (and adding much to) his own dialogue because he's obviously a better writer!
I have never had the misfortune of watching CSI Miami, does he put his sunglasses on to finish every sentence?
Yep. but then, if he's outside, he'll put his sunglasses on when he's going into a house. :thumbs: :lol:
Is this true..? I think it's a load of crap but love the other 2. Las Vegas being the best. :thumbs:
Yep CSI:M is now the most watched show in the WORLD!!!
To be honest CSI:M is more of the formulaic cops show whereas the other two are (slightly) more science of CSI related.
I used to watch CSI:M but I can't now Caruso is just so bad. His way of talking and drawing out every line is just ******* annoying. Plus all the slow motion shots of him taking off/putting on his sunglasses is grating.
^ It's a close run thing with deranged Alexx talking to all the corpses and handing out her own reactionary (perceived) moral superiority at every available opportunity! :gag:
Niceguygeoff
23-11-2006, 18:57
Superb video! Caruso is the undisputed champeen of bad lines. And those shots at the statue of Christ the Redeemer in Brazil were stupendous in their awfulness.
Shaun666
23-11-2006, 19:12
The worst thing is when there's a little kid in the show and Caruso sidles up to them and tries to act all caring. I keep expecting him to say "Have you ever seen a grown man naked ?" He's just too creepy.
absolutely spot on.
expected him to be giving that child sweeties and kittens. very creepy.
and a nice bit of Airplane dialog?
he was good in NYPD Blue that first series...
although am I wrong to remember lots of bum cleavage too? ugh.
I seem to remember him as a re-occurring character in Hill Street Blues .. the irish gang leader?
he has dropped into the Shatner style of acting though now.. a lost cause.
raymondlin
23-11-2006, 22:01
Does the script actually ask for him putting on those sunglasses half way through every sentence ???
The whole cast of Miami are pretty unlikeable, other than southern gun girl i'd be more than happy for any/all of them to get written out of the show, violently
edit: wtf?! when did they go to Rio?
WeaselFierce
23-11-2006, 22:23
David Caruso... is surely... http://www.cabalonline.com/forum/images/smilies/shades.gif an acting Goddddd!
:notworthy :lol:
Yep. but then, if he's outside, he'll put his sunglasses on when he's going into a house. :thumbs: :lol:Oh, yes....He put them on to get into a lift this week.
And he's oh so very creepy when around kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSYBMLTbWY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d54Ok6Uz_A
The guy just oozes coolness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d54Ok6Uz_A
The guy just oozes coolness
:lol: Takes the shades off in the car just to get the shot of him putting them back on again.
that's awesome times infinity. :nuts:
anephric
24-11-2006, 19:55
Although, yeah, he's rubbish, I actually quite like his turn in Mad Dog and Glory, even if you have to buy into him being some ninja-lethal ginger hardnut.
Evilbones
25-11-2006, 13:07
All this David hating, well i've just brought CSIM - Season 1, aint seen it before but i think he is great
^ Well you are, by your own admission, Evil! ;)
Evilbones
25-11-2006, 13:14
^ Well you are, by your own admission, Evil! ;)
Lol, as i said i have not watched Miami, but shocked that it's the Number One Show by how much? i hope Las Vegas is second as i love that, New York i find is rubbish as all the actors totally annoy the hell out of me.
is it called "Las Vegas" now?
surely its called CSI... since its the original. and best :)
nwgarratt
25-11-2006, 14:22
is it called "Las Vegas" now?
surely its called CSI... since its the original. and best :)
The full name is still CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. I still like Miami but wouldn't put it above the original CSI.
Evilbones
25-11-2006, 15:02
ah 'Las Vegas' now there is a show that just keeps getting better :)
No, CSI is bloody brilliant!
CSI is just The Bill on a hollywood budget. I was unfortunate enough to catch a few episodes on a flight last year. Some of the laziest writing I've ever seen.
CSI is just The Bill on a hollywood budget.:lol: Whatever you say! :nuts:
William2003
23-02-2007, 17:40
Jim Carrey doing his best David Caruso:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI :lol: :notworthy
jonathan.e
24-02-2007, 12:45
Brilliant clip. Caruso busted. At least with Shatner and his bizarre delivery, people kinda liked him. Not so ginga.
I hate ITV for dropping Dave.
unrealnils
24-02-2007, 13:53
dave chappelle ?
jonathan.e
24-02-2007, 14:02
Letterman.
sparkyrob
19-03-2007, 20:57
This made me chuckle:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI
This made me chuckle:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI
As usual for Weebl and Bob, pure genius.
This mans feet are covered with honey
Looks like he met.... *pauses* ... *puts sunglassses on* ... a sticky end
*waaaaaaaaaaahoohh*
locutus_uk
20-03-2007, 10:11
This made me chuckle:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI
Brilliant :notworthy
Barney_Tabasco
20-03-2007, 11:48
I actually thought NYPD Blue really missed Caruso when he left.
GAmbrose
20-03-2007, 11:56
Yeah, but that was before his ego ballooned and he got a God complex.
Nice article here about him actually, just as CSI: Miami started:
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1365333
Gary A
alsemail
20-03-2007, 13:23
I actually thought NYPD Blue really missed Caruso when he left.
They did manage nearly 11 full seasons without him though. ;)
Barney_Tabasco
20-03-2007, 19:24
They did manage nearly 11 full seasons without him though. ;)
Of course, in the end nothing could hold it back as it was all about the writing but initially it seemed like a blow as his was such a great character and great chemistry with Dennis Franz.
sideshowhibs
20-03-2007, 19:40
Of course, in the end nothing could hold it back as it was all about the writing but initially it seemed like a blow as his was such a great character and great chemistry with Dennis Franz.
I thought Jimmy Smits stepped into his shoes really well.
steve morris
12-07-2007, 15:01
In preparation for the start of the new series next week, have this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948&eurl=
It's the best seven minutes you'll ever have!!
I could only last a single minute, sorry !
The Radio Times is continuing its digs at Caruso. This week they say that one day they expect him to take off his sunglasses and find him wearing a smaller pair underneath :D
thescrounger
12-07-2007, 17:44
Horatio Kane is one of the great TV characters. In the tradition of Kirk, Kerr Avon, and er, maybe that's it. Whether or not Caruso knowingly crafted the role tongue in cheek, we'll never know. I suspect not however.:lol:
The Radio Times is continuing its digs at Caruso. This week they say that one day they expect him to take off his sunglasses and find him wearing a smaller pair underneath :D
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/174/carusojp7.jpg
My goodness, last night's season 5 opener was astonishingly bad, it fact I've not seen TV that bad this side of a BBC1 sitcom.
Caruso took his glasses off in the opening 10 seconds but was fairly restrained after that. The art direction and lighting was so OOT every shot was filtered and washed in primary colours to within an inch of its life, it was like a Tony Scott film on acid.
Nothing looked realistic, the favalla kids all looked like male models in tightly-fitted, brightly-coloured, spotless t-shirts (couldn't have been further from City of God).
Almost every shot featured FX work, from a cruddy bullet-time assassination to seeing an operation from inside the body. Just calm down and tell your story!
But the funniest thing was Caruso in a knife-fight and the improbable poses he pulled, he looked like a pasty-faced, Shakespearean ninja, please someone have a screengrab! :lol:
steve morris
18-07-2007, 09:06
As much as i love all of the CSI programmes, and as much as i love the 'Carusomeister' (in that David Hasselhoff / William Shatner type of way), i'd have to say that the knife fight scene was possibly the worst fight scene i've ever seen :lol::lol::lol::lol:
And WTF?!? It must also be the most shallow show in the world. They are cops, but have absolutely no problem travelling to another country with the sole aim of tracking down and killing a criminal because the justice system failed to hold onto him, not even a hint of moral conflict?!
I also 'liked' how the climactic knife fight just popped up out of nowhere, dreadful editing!
he looked like a pasty-faced, Shakespearean ninja
I was trying to think of an appropriate way to describe him to a friend, but that pretty much nails it! :lol: :notworthy
Quite appalling season opener really. The climax was particularly anti-climactic. Felt like it was a 2 parter that had been cut down. Some nice shots of Christ the Redeemer though.
& hitting on his dead brothers' widow? Again? Hey, Caruso! You're supposed to be mourning the death of your wife! :brickwall
It is a truly, truly rubbish show. But it makes me laugh sooo much. :thumbs:
GAmbrose
18-07-2007, 14:57
Is this the episode with the helicopter whirling around the Christ Redeemer?
Gary A
there are plenty of aerial shots of the statue and Caruso posing hands on hips below it.
The shot of him kneeling on one knee is the best bit.. what a guy :notworthy
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I bet the camera operator has to take pills for dizziness.
Saw this back in February and loved every cheesy, OTT second of it!
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steve morris
18-07-2007, 18:07
awesome!
what a prick!
David Carusos reply :D (strong language) :
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Why can't I find a compilation of Alexx-talking-to-corpses clips? :(
Some of those scenes are funnier that Caruso's pitiful one-liners!
The shot of him kneeling on one knee is the best bit.. what a guy :notworthy
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:lol: They should extend the theme every week and have him posing in front of a different landmark each time...
btw this season 5 opener is on FiveUS at 9pm tonight for anyone that missed it.
:lol: They should extend the theme every week and have him posing in front of a different landmark each time...
The best part is he looks like Bruce Forsyth at the start of the Generation Game.
I recorder it again just for this, he looks like he's auditioning for an am dram production of West Side Story.
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The bit that creased me up the most was when the bad guy in Miami was pointing his gun at Ray jnr. He had a look of astonishment when Caruso steps out from behind Ray. But there only a little way behind is the HUGE shiny Hummer. He must have seen that screaming to a stop right in his line-of-sight. :lol:
Oh dear I was the last one to post here.
Last weeks Miami plunged new depths of awfulness.
Scene: Lots of glossy people sat around a pool. Shadow comes over. All stand up and gaze into the sky. Cries of 'Oh - My - God'.
I think ooo plane coming down or something...
Cut to the worst solar eclipse graphic I've ever seen.
It was like none of these people (even the CSIs) knew it was going to happen.
Even the Radio Times has given up giving it 'Today's choice' so it can be ridiculed. Time for me to stop too I guess.
ian turner
16-09-2008, 16:42
You can't blame Dave for a solar eclipse :eek:
Mind you they seemed to have toned down the number of surreal situations in the new series (wannabe werewolves aside) so less classic scenes such as "burn baby burn" with slow-mo SUV explosions :cry:
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