View Full Version : [PC] PES 4 - the beat Tequila thread
Rules:
1. Catch Tequila on MSN
2. He hosts
3. One game only
4. Both can choose any team
5. Normal 10 min rules apply.
Post scores here :D
ps. I haven't agreed this with the Mighty T yet but just catch him on MSN and challenge him.
(Slams the door and just keeps running away from this challenge)
unrealnils
04-10-2005, 19:32
LOL i've played many a game with this fiend as he was one of the few always on last at night agges ago when i was pes mobile ...........
Im not sure if i ever beat him :D
LouBarlow
04-10-2005, 20:25
Can I post links to the 3 times I beat him? :lol:
He is super-human though - Im convinced he is an android sent from Konami Japan to steal our souls...
Has anyone ever beaten him at home (bar me of course) :D
I've never even taken a point off him.
Ever :cry:
LouBarlow
04-10-2005, 20:35
Yup it was at the stage where I didn't *do* home ties...incidentally a time when I achieved better results :lol:
:nuts: :lol:
Don't mind people challenging me but my league games are my main priority. :)
I think HORNSTEVE started this challenge when he joined the league as he has been begging me for a friendly for ages, he even sent me an email to arrange it. :nuts:
As for people beating me at home apart from Lou and Bolch, Rich has it done when he won the league :notworthy and Questor during the first World Cup with the Aussies. He then quit the league so I couldn't get my revenge. :oh-hum: :D
I almost forgot SoundStyle beat me at home as well in the Semi Final in the first Fa Cup but I beat him at home with a higher score to go to the final and lose to Bolch. :(
Questor nailed him home and away - the only man to do a double I believe over Big T? :eek:
Rich did it as well with Porto. Had I beaten him once though I would of won the league on Goal difference. :(
Ah, I thought you drew against him when you hosted. I can't even imagine how tough that must be to win home and away against you T. The sheer mental effort is just too tiring to imagine :lol:
Art Vanderlay
04-10-2005, 21:31
I still remember my 2-2 draw in the first World Cup. I missed a pen at 2-2 which could have given me a win over Mr T
Admittedly he was Iran and I was Portugal :lol: It was his first game with Iran too - he got more and more awesome with them as the tournament went on.
I'd like a go when I see you Mr T, would like to see how me with Inter would fare.
:lol: T has a bounty on his head.
Every 2-bit cowboy is going to be gunning for him :lol:
We need to knock up one of those 'WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE' posters for this :D
Well, i would - but he always shows as offline to me.
Think he's scared to be honest! ;)
unrealnils
04-10-2005, 22:32
I've said it before hes not human hes a PS2 :notworthy
ManxMuppet
04-10-2005, 22:47
Think we're pretty even on games aren't we big T?
Think we're pretty even on games aren't we big T?
So you haven't played each other yet then?
:D
They're all coming out of the woodwork :lol:
Not sure Manx, I know you beat me in the first season and in the second season I beat you and got a draw I think. Can't remember any other officials so I suppose it's even. :)
I narrowly missed out on a 3-2 win in the WC, although to be honest, it should have been about 6-3, Tequilla's strikers had jelly in their shoes that day. I was also looking forward to getting to the PL this season and having a re-match, but had a crappy team and missed out. Count me in the "Get-sent-home-with-tial-between-legs" challenge.
Ive scored once in 4 games against T :doh:
My first online games were in the WC when he had Iran. Got battered, baptism of fire that was :D
HORNSTEVE9
05-10-2005, 10:56
jnr said he would like to have a go
Matt.Wild
05-10-2005, 11:02
I always do really well till about 40 mins in. At the point my keeper normally passes to him a couple of times to allow him to go a couple of goals up. After that point I tend to roll on my back and allow his strikers tickle my belly and score a pile :(
LouBarlow
05-10-2005, 11:17
I usually score 1st every time I play him, but I think he does it for a laugh as he then runs straight up the other end and scores the equaliser :lol:
I always do really well till about 40 mins in. At the point my keeper normally passes to him a couple of times to allow him to go a couple of goals up. After that point I tend to roll on my back and allow his strikers tickle my belly and score a pile :(
But to be fair, that's the same with everyone you play isn't it? ;)
Matt.Wild
05-10-2005, 11:55
But to be fair, that's the same with everyone you play isn't it? ;)
Yes :cry:
bigjonnyauk
05-10-2005, 15:29
YES TEQUILLA 1 - 2 BIGJONNYAUK (DORTMUND)
damn those pills are good lol
We need T to confirm this so that we can make sure BJ isn't talking out of his arse.
Nah I didn't even play him, he's been taking the pills again.
Lou beat me when I was hosting but as that was a league game it doesn't count in this challenge... :suspect:
HORNSTEVE9
05-10-2005, 20:07
any chance of a go at it then please. hornsteve jnr
if so before we start can i just ask u 20 questions. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Here's the result from the game with the first challenger :D
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2914/teqchal9ex.jpg
loates123
09-10-2005, 19:33
lol
HORNSTEVE9
09-10-2005, 21:09
Here's the result from the game with the first challenger :D
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2914/teqchal9ex.jpg
this was hornsteve not jnr so lol again loates :doh:
this was hornsteve not jnr so lol again loates :doh:
Thought you might say that! But then, it's so difficult to tell when you have exactly the same user names! :nuts:
HORNSTEVE9
09-10-2005, 22:52
Thought you might say that! But then, it's so difficult to tell when yo have exactly the same user names! :nuts:
you should no he showed you how to play :cuckoo: :cuckoo: :cuckoo:
oh sorry that said ******* not cookoo my mistake
Errrr, that's know, mate.
With a "K".
Now I know it's you. Your son knows how to spell! :)
LouBarlow
10-10-2005, 09:06
Errrr, that's know, mate.
With a "K".
Now I know it's you. Your son knows how to spell! :)
:lol: I like how you edited your previous post early this morning to remove your own spelling mistakes...
unrealnils
10-10-2005, 11:49
maybe that was *******s son :D
HORNSTEVE9
10-10-2005, 15:24
maybe that was *******s son :D
he has'nt got it in him
he has'nt got it in him
:n0rty: :eek:
LouBarlow
10-10-2005, 15:44
:n0rty: :eek:
:| :lol: :oh-hum: :p
bigjonnyauk
10-10-2005, 15:49
:shrug:
FFS, wot a pair of bitchy sluts
:shrug:
Think he was pointing out the use of contraction, or should I say misuse?
:lol:
LouBarlow
10-10-2005, 21:00
Ahhh I thought he was implying that you couldn't have any kids or something :lol:
How rude!
HORNSTEVE9
10-10-2005, 21:16
Ahhh I thought he was implying that you couldn't have any kids or something :lol:
How rude!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah, yes.
I see what you mean now!
Maybe Bolch was referring to the insult, rather than the poor spelling. My mistake.
But who wants children anyway?
50% of the children I have met playing online games recently have been spoilt little brats - still they do say that they take after their parents.........
But who wants children anyway?
Gary Glitter*
*Allegedly :p
bigjonnyauk
10-10-2005, 21:58
the reason i was doing that is cuz i cant beleive you two guys squabble like a pair of schooldkids its only a game what next my dads bigger than your dad lol
LouBarlow
10-10-2005, 22:16
Gary Glitter*
*Allegedly :p
:lol:
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon...
You want to be careful saying that, bigjonny!
You seen the size of my dad?
And Bolch, do you have to say alledgedly when something has been proved?
For example (cunningly getting thread back on topic)
tequila is the best Pro Evo 4 PC player*
*alledgedly
LouBarlow
10-10-2005, 22:24
You want to be careful saying that, bigjonny!
You seen the size of my dad?
And Bolch, do you have to say alledgedly when something has been proved?
For example (cunningly getting thread back on topic)
tequila is the best Pro Evo 4 PC player*
*alledgedly
Hehe you're right, I appeal that decision, but expect to find even more evidence proving it come to light... :p
HORNSTEVE9
10-10-2005, 22:45
yes and ******* is a ? what does manx call it. i believe it is a :thumbs:
yes and ******* is a ? what does manx call it. i believe it is a muppet
Ooooooh, ouch.
I am so hurt and wounded!
And also stunned by your verbal dexterity and the wit and cleverness of your put downs!
Muppet!
My God, what cleverness will you think of next? :lol:
Whatever happened to on topic? Thought we had sucessfully got back to talking about Tequila? :shrug:
HORNSTEVE9
10-10-2005, 23:06
:cry:
And Bolch, do you have to say alledgedly when something has been proved?
I was just playing it safe (like Lou's insistance on bush :lol: )
T if you're about tonight I'll give you a challenge - well not a "challenge" as such but I'll try and get my second win against you :D
Just got whopped 4 - 0.
Oh well :D
brendonw
22-10-2005, 19:50
I'm thinking of starting the nearly beat Tequila thread :lol:
:)
OOh i remember those days when I had that smug feeling.....:)
I'll be back for the next league fellas, PE5?
So sign me up! :)
unrealnils
31-10-2005, 17:47
Does Pro Evo 5 count :D
LouBarlow
03-11-2005, 18:33
Is this thread still valid :suspect: ;)
Not valid. I believe that T is no longer the king of PES 5.
All hail HORNSTEVEJR :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
:lol:
LouBarlow
03-11-2005, 19:57
It was a hit and run!
:lol: I had time for one game before dinner mate :D
unrealnils
03-11-2005, 20:03
Not valid. I believe that T is no longer the king of PES 5.
All hail HORNSTEVEJR :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
:eek:
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