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How about...to start us off...
"Why do i have to be Mr Pink?"
"Cos your a FAGGOT!!!"
Assumption is the mutha of all ups!
Under Siege 2 (I think)
Paul Bennison
16-11-2001, 23:35
"If somebody asks you if you're a God - you say YES!"
I think..
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears.. in rain. Time to die"
Will take some beating. CLASSIC
jamie_rowe
17-11-2001, 00:37
"Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they you out of?"
From Russia with Love
"We demand the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here and we want them now."
"I mean to have you, even if it be burgalry!"
"Monty, you terrible c!"
Withnail and I, for the two of you out there who don't know.:D
Spooky_uk
17-11-2001, 01:17
Straight to the point.....
"Bond, ............... James Bond."
"Losers always whine about the best
Winners go home and f the prom queen"
Sean Connery (John Mason) from The Rock
Lenny Nero
17-11-2001, 02:56
"Lemme tell you about my mother!"
"Yoo aa eeleegawly pawked. Moov yor car eemeediately. Yoo haw dwenny secoonds to cowply!" - everyone's favorite dummy ED-209 if you hadn't guessed.
"Are these questions testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?" - Rachael :D
"Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job washin' cars" - Rambo
And the one in my sig.
"You ever notice that all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie."
Have a guess where this is from.
;)
charlie angel
17-11-2001, 08:37
Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love
Ridcully
17-11-2001, 10:16
Some M Fs always trying to ice state up hill.
My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.
You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, intellectually retraded, have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell
Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
Vincent: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Jules: No, they got the metric system so they don' know what the f a Quarter Pounder with Cheese is...
Vincent: So what do they call it?
Jules: Royale with Cheese...
Naturally, Pulp Fiction...
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
...and again...
Vincent: So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening," go home, and jack off. And that's all you're gonna do.
...and again.
Lenny Nero
17-11-2001, 12:36
Originally posted by Bamse
"You ever notice that all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie."
Have a guess where this is from.
;)
Clerks :D
As Good As It Gets........
Melvin: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if
you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell
coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to
hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think
you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election
night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker
that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United
States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone
to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for
ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Simon: It's not a subtle point that you're making.
Melvin: Can I ask you a personal question?
Simon: Sure.
Melvin: You ever get an erection over a woman?
Simon: Melvin --
Melvin: I mean, wouldn't your life be easier if you weren't --
Simon: You consider your life easy?
Melvin: [pause]...All right, I give you that one.
" I'm not here to twist your niblets" :D :D
Betcha can't get that one
Or the opening monologue from Gabriel Shear's character in Swordfish. Excellent:clap:
Originally posted by Lenny Nero
Clerks :D
Correct.:clap:
“I like it I like it a lot”:D
Originally posted by robby
" I'm not here to twist your niblets" :D :D
Betcha can't get that one
Or the opening monologue from Gabriel Shear's character in Swordfish. Excellent:clap:
Me myself and Irene.
“You seem like a special unit”
“I wasn’t just going to ram it home, I was gonna lube it up first and slide it in slowly; like a gentleman.”:D
guess where this is from, first to answer wins a prize.
Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That a tough one, but I'll take a shot.
Say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, something
nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it. I'm
really happy with myself, because I did my job well.
But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or
in the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village
where the rebel army is hiding. Fifteen hundred people that I never met,
never had no problem with, just got killed.
Now the politicians are saying "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area,"
because they don't give a f. It won't be their kid over there getting
shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called because they were
pulling a tour in the National Guard.
It'll be some kid from Southie over there taking shrapnel in the ass. He
comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass
got his old job, because he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom
breaks.
Meanwhile he realizes that the only reason he was over there in the first
place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good
price. And of course the oil companies use the little skirmish to scare up
oil prices. It's a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't
helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon.
They're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, of course, and maybe
they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink
martinis and f play slalom with the icebergs. It ain't too long until
he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North
Atlantic.
So now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to
the f job interviews which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is
giving him chronic hemorrhoids. Meanwhile, he's starving because any time he
tries to get a bite to eat the only Blue Plate Special they're serving is
North Atlantic Scrod with Quaker State.
So what did I think? I'm holding out for something better.
I figure, f it. While I'm at it, I might as well just shoot my buddy in
the ass, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb
a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard.
I could be elected President.
Originally posted by Bamse
Me myself and Irene.
Correcto Mundo!!!!!
You win £5 Not really :p
Originally posted by tomos
guess where this is from, first to answer wins a prize.
Goodwill Hunting
Originally posted by robby
Correcto Mundo!!!!!
You win £5 Not really :p
Can I have it in small unmarked bills please?
Bit easy, but how about the line in my Sig?
hmm a fiver in small unmarked bills? maybe 500 checks of a penny?
charlie angel
17-11-2001, 14:24
Originally posted by Bamse
Bit easy, but how about the line in my Sig?
Ferris Beuller's Day Off methinks.
How about this
“Surly you can’t be serious?”
“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.”
Blade Runner
17-11-2001, 14:51
Blade Runner
Roy Batty "I want more life, "
Terminator
Kyle Reese "Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"
Terminator "I'll be back!"
Aliens
Newt "We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly"
Hicks "I like to keep this handy for close encounters"
Ripley "Get away from her you bitch!"
Hudson "Well that's great, that's just in' great man, now what the are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
garliadr
17-11-2001, 14:58
Guess the quote in my sig
charlie angel
17-11-2001, 15:11
Originally posted by Bamse
How about this
“Surly you can’t be serious?”
“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.”
Airplane?
& garliadr, is yours Fever Pitch?
Can't believe this hasn't already appeared
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'
Great line:clap:
Italian Job
“I’ve got a fight on, and I wanna use the pikey”
Thought of another one...
Taxi Driver Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Blind Woman Really? I've never seen a blind person...
“I’ve got a fight on, and I wanna use the pikey”
Well, that's Snatch.
.......good.......bad........I'm the guy with the gun...................
and just about any other ASH quote from Evil Dead
TimJBart
17-11-2001, 17:36
"NOW GO GET YOUR F SHINE BOX!"
"MOTHER F!!!!!"
Goodfellas
or
"I remember those cheers they still ring in my ears, and for years they'll remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one night I took off my robe and what'd I do, I forgot to wear shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, the worst way a guy could get rid of his flab. As you know, my life was a jab... Though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare. A Horse, a Horse, my Kingdom for a Horse, I haven't had a winner in six months. I know I'm no Olivier, but if he fought Sugar Ray, he would say that the thing ain't the ring it's the play. So gimme a stage where this bull here can rage. And though I can fight I'd much rather recite That's entertainment. That's entertainment."
Raging Bull
Hows about?
Avi - "So...what should i call you? Bullet? er...Tooth?"
Tony - "you can call me susan if it makes you happy"
hahaha... nice one tim-o
just thought of another one...
"And here it peaks! at 55 hundred rpm!!!"
can you guess where its from - its not hard
How about this one:
"And after the spanking, the o**l sex!"
"You sold me a queer giraffe"
Is my A-1 fave of all time.
Magickus77
17-11-2001, 22:23
Spaceballs!!!
Skroob: Tell them to comb the desert, do you hear me?? COMB THE DESERT!!
~while combing the desert~
Sandurz: Sir?
Helmet (thru large megaphone): WHAT?
Sandurz: Are we being too literal?
Helmet: (thru large megaphone): No you fool, we're following orders...we've been told to comb the desert, so we're combing it! (calls out to footsoldiers) FOUND ANYTHING YET??
Footsoldiers (combing desert with large comb): Nothing yet sir!
Helmet: How 'bout you? (to next lot of footsoldiers with large comb)
Footsoldiers: Not a thing, Sir!
Helmet: What about you guys? (to soldiers with big mini-comb
Footsoldier: We ain't found ******!
~in the temple~
Vespa: What is this place?
Barf: It Looks like the temple of Doom!
Dot: Well, it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel...
~and, of course...~
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before, I don't know if the ship can take it!
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz... Chicken??
;)
:clap:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the War Room."
Hardnox, would that be Gone in 60 seconds??
How about this:
"I don't know but I don't think we need him. Knock him out n dump 'him at the lights'
jamie_rowe
17-11-2001, 22:38
"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a De Lorean?!" Back to the Future
"Yippee Ki-ay, mother f" Die Hard
"It's like looking in a mirror. Only not." Face/Off
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here." American Beauty
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." The Usual Suspects
Somebody stop me...
Originally posted by DamienB
"You sold me a queer giraffe"
Is my A-1 fave of all time.
what film is this from?
:confused:
i think it was from gladiator.
"Dude! What does mine say?"
"Sweet! What does mine say?"
"Dude! What does MINE say?"
"Sweet! What does MINE say?"
"DUDE! What does MINE say?"
"SWEET! What does MINE say?"
"DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
"SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
"DUDE!....."
and of course "Shibby"
:clap:
wong fei hong
18-11-2001, 05:26
"When you gotta shoot, shoot! Don't talk!"
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Sticks Master:"Stay out of this, old man. Who are you anyway?"
Sam the Seed: "I'm Sam the Seed."
Sticks Master[alarmed]"Sam the Seed! Right, let's go!"
Drunken Master... the English dub, anyway.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride
Captain Spaulding: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Grace] Let's get married!
Mrs Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why that's bigamy!
Captain Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
Animal Crackers
Lenny Nero
18-11-2001, 06:15
Originally posted by Magickus77
Spaceballs!!!
Helmet: What about you guys? (to soldiers with big mini-comb
Footsoldier: We ain't found ******!
Haha, I LOVE that part, you wrote it out very well, also there is another kind of meaning, that comb looks like those that were always stuck in black people's hair in the 80's, therefore the footsoldier talking that way :D
Originally posted by RES999
what film is this from?
:confused:
tomos is right - Gladiator.
Creamstick
18-11-2001, 14:57
Anyone guess where mine are from?
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"ASS IS GOOD!!! Evil is good, and ass is good.. and if you get you a piece o' evil ass.. WHOOH!!!!"
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"Hey it's like 8:30 in the morning, so I guess it's okay to kill myself.."
"Oh my god, it's after 3, so I gues I'm totally *******!"
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"Why do you say you feel.... trapped.. in a mans body?"
"Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.."
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"Bartender! Gimme a couple a shots of whatever donkey **** you're shovin' down these c*cksuckers throats..."
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And see my sig :)
Originally posted by Rooboy
Hardnox, would that be Gone in 60 seconds??
How about this:
"I don't know but I don't think we need him. Knock him out n dump 'him at the lights'
Nice one Rooboy....Gone In 60 it is...its when they're playing the old car noises....
also from gone in 60...
Kip Raines is about to break into a Porsche garage
Kip - "I gotta get my tool"
*goes to boot of car*
MirrorMan - "Kip! That aint a tool...thats a damn brick!"
"Man, if we gonna use a brick we might as well call prison and make reservations!"
*Throws brick through front window*
Nice Lock,Stock quote too...
"OhMyGod! We've got a Traffic Warden!"
"Don't touch him up! Knock 'im OUT!"
"I hate traffic wardens!"
splobber
18-11-2001, 17:09
I've got a good quote for you.
You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not post any unacceptable material. This includes:
Swearing and offensive words, which includes the gratuitous use of censored swearing using asterisks (for example) or the deliberate miss spelling of bad language
:( :( :( Sorry
How am i supposed to quote it then? it censored it....
splobber
18-11-2001, 17:21
Maybe I should have made myself a bit clearer. My comments are not aimed at you specifically Hardknox - I was speaking to everyone who has posted quotes that are in direct contradiction to the T&C's that we all agreed to when signing up.
Creamstick
18-11-2001, 18:16
Originally posted by splobber
Maybe I should have made myself a bit clearer. My comments are not aimed at you specifically Hardknox - I was speaking to everyone who has posted quotes that are in direct contradiction to the T&C's that we all agreed to when signing up.
Doesn't that mean that the autocensor is in breach of the T&Cs though?
splobber
18-11-2001, 18:28
The autocensor is there to try and reduce the workload for the mods and admins - it's not there to encourage members to swear thinking they can get away with it (although since its introduction, this seems to have happened).
How about....
'come on, come on, come on, come on... STOP'
crunch. bloke gets kneed in the balls.
Creamstick
18-11-2001, 19:42
Originally posted by splobber
The autocensor is there to try and reduce the workload for the mods and admins - it's not there to encourage members to swear thinking they can get away with it (although since its introduction, this seems to have happened).
Has there been more/less complaints after the autocensor went online?
splobber
18-11-2001, 19:56
Depends what you mean by complaints. If you mean that swearing is on the increase (whether censored or not) then yes, if you mean that my workload has decreased then no, as many censored variations of swearing beat the autocensor and thus cause us all more work to do in the long run.
This conversation is not really appropriate for this thead, so if you have a problem with the T&C's or the way in which this site is run, drop us a line at staff@thedvdforums.com
BettyBoop
18-11-2001, 21:31
"One Day , One day some of the neighbourhood children carried my mothers groceries all the way home , you know why ? it was outta respect ..."
"Funny How ?" .. both from Goodfellas
"Smile you son of a bitch" - Jaws
Originally posted by wong fei hong
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride
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Ha, ha! Can't belive this one took so long to pop up! :clap: I love this
stantheman
18-11-2001, 21:55
"I've got better taste in my penis"
chosen man
18-11-2001, 22:42
Personnel....thats for assholes.
Clint as Dirty Harry
Well I'm not even gonna quote it as it's full of T&C violations but I love the hooper X speach in Chasing Amy, including Banky's replies. Come to think of it most of Kevin Smith stuff is quotable but not suitable here ;)
oh and who can forget "Mishum people gonna die?" :D
silverpenguin7
19-11-2001, 10:12
Sorry for the shamless plug peeps but you can win a FREE DVD of YOUR choice on my thread by quoting certain films. Just click the link in my sig to find out more.
This isn't post isn't to steal the thunder from this thread its just a good place to mention it. Please feel free to pop over to mine once ya have posted here.
Thanks everyone :)
Lex Luthor
19-11-2001, 11:03
A classic from Snatch, BrickTop reffering to Tyrone laying prone on the ground:
"You can keep the silly fat ******, the boys can't lift him."
I hope the word '******' isn't considered swearing?
"I'll bet you're thinking oh **** now!"
From What dreams may come.
Science fiction. You're right, it's crazy. In fact, it's even worse than that, it's nuts. You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an airplane, you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it's ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon? Atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right? Look, all I'm asking is for you to just have the tiniest bit of vision. You know, to just sit back for one minute and look at the big picture. To take a chance on something that just might end up being the most profoundly impactful moment for humanity, for the history... of history
Maj
Blade Runner
19-11-2001, 12:40
Sorry if my some quotes in my post breached the T and C's. :( :( :(
I only quoted them because they were memorable not because they had swearing in.
Sorry again!
I must say that my Aliens/Hudsen quote just doesn't work now that it's been censored. :rolleyes:
defunk27
19-11-2001, 16:30
"We are not drunks. We are multi-millionaires!"
A quote from the funniest tea room scene in cinema history.
camino_real
19-11-2001, 18:26
Joe Gillis : You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.
Norma Desmond : I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
"I Love The Smell Of Napam In The Morning"
There are so many about:
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace -- shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
And also lots more - Judea Peoples Front, Splitter, A whole scene with BigNose, Welease Woger, etc.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
'Where does he get all those wonderful toys?' - Joker: BATMAN
craigmeak
19-11-2001, 21:34
quotes from my favourite film (this week)
The lights are growing dim. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Goddamn dip**** Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks! I'll get your ass!
lets do some crimes
Yeah, lets go get sushi and not pay
John Wayne was a fag.
The hell he was!
He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
I don't want no commies in my car. No christians either!
And my other favourite film :
You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato.
Here he comes! Loved by thousands, hated by millions!
She was a great, dear friend of mine and I shall remember her forever howling down that freeway in the sky, knocking over... the angels.
Well America, there you have it, Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French Air Force and he's whipped their derrieres!
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