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camaj
13-02-2004, 15:40
You've probably heard about CH5's attempt at an all-star reality show although they've chosen some docu-soap stars rather than all contestants. They announced half of the line up before and have now announced the full line up:

The good
Craig Phillips (BB1 winner)
Nick Bateman (BB1 villian)
Rik Waller (Pop Idol 1)

The bad
Uri Geller (IACGMOOH!)
Catalina Guirado (IACGMOOH!)
Maureen Rees (Driving School)
Josie D'Arby (The Games)
James Hewitt (The Games)
Sarah Kozer (runner-up Joe millionaire USA)

The ugly
Lizzy Bardsley (dole scum from Wife swap)
Jade Goody (BB3)
Ricardo Ribeiro (The salon)

So who would you have picked?
I'd have picked the winner of The Mole 1 (UK) and Len (Jailbreak). If they were picking from the US stuff shown here I'd have picked Jee, Nathan or Dana from BB4

The format is a little like Celeb BB but with a hint of BB: USA. There's no evictions in week 1, then the public vote and the most favourite evicts their choice from the least 3 favourire. The show runs for 3 weeks

Spinning Plates
13-02-2004, 16:04
The format is a little like Celeb BB but with a hint of BB: USA.

So the public votes a HOH and they pick from the bottom 3 in voting. I still dont like any public involvment in voting because it only encourages them to be fake and play up to the viewers. Also the editing can affect how the public choose to vote.

Will this be streamed 24/7 on five?

camaj
13-02-2004, 19:23
Originally posted by Spinning Plates
I still dont like any public involvment in voting because it only encourages them to be fake and play up to the viewers.

Viewers or competitors, there's always someone to play up to. It's just more interesting when it's the competitors and not 13 year-old girls who txt Ptr is fit xxxx

They're not voting for HOH though, they're voting for least favourite so HOH is the one who gets least votes which may not neccessarily the most popular, just the least unpopular

CH5 will be doing things throughout the day buy I believe it's on their interactive service.
http://media.guardian.co.uk/mediaguardian/story/0,7558,1136628,00.html

TheCookieMonster
13-02-2004, 20:06
Lokking at that list i'd probabley bet on Craig to win.

camaj
13-02-2004, 20:21
I hope craig wins although Nick would be good but no one else

Andrew WK
14-02-2004, 10:55
I went to school with Rik Waller, he was every bit as annoying as he appears on TV!

Napoleon
15-02-2004, 16:27
I'm going to watch this.Hopefully it will be entertaining,and on paper has a hell of an eclectic group with potential for anything i guess.I wonder if Waller will be as fat,if he is he'll doubtless get round to explaiing his theories on exercise.

Radiohead
15-02-2004, 17:35
Sweet Jesus - can we arrange for a terrorist attack on the house?

I cannot think of a collection of inbreds I'd rather watch less.

Johnr
15-02-2004, 19:16
Originally posted by Radiohead
Sweet Jesus - can we arrange for a terrorist attack on the house?

I cannot think of a collection of inbreds I'd rather watch less.

I don't know about that, it appears to be a large dolls house inside a big studio! :suspect:

MetalGearAl
15-02-2004, 19:26
Originally posted by camaj
Josie D'Arby (er?)
Was in The Games as well, wasn't she?

Lorne.t
15-02-2004, 19:33
Jade may have lost weight but her brain hasn't improved!

ChrisParrott
15-02-2004, 19:56
..I'm ashamed to say it, but I am quite entertained...

Maureen looks Psychotic!

Josie's a bit of an arse though. I thought she was better than that...

Lorne.t
15-02-2004, 20:01
At least the live feeds full screen.

Fat Bloke
15-02-2004, 22:04
Jade - 'I live in Essex'

American Girl - 'Oh, where's that?'

Jade - 'Er............'

YOU ONLY LIVE THERE :brickwall :D :help:

camaj
15-02-2004, 22:50
Originally posted by Fat Bloke
YOU ONLY LIVE THERE

Well, it IS Jade :cuckoo:

I liked the fact that James was going to answer but realised it would be better if Jade burnt a few more brain cells trying to work it out.

Rick seems to think he knows it all too.

Shame about Maureen, up till then I quite liked her but talk about a complete over reaction. I still like Craig and I like Josie now, she seems to have a good sense of humour

Spinning Plates
16-02-2004, 00:04
Open Windows Media Player. Select File, Open URL and paste the following into the dialog box:

http://five.ld.mediawave.co.uk/five_asx/btr_high.asx

then click OK

At least the (Sky) live feeds full screen.

Five recently brough 7mbits of satellite transponder room to use for interactive services (and for other uses) inc back to reality coverage , also voting like on BB and I'm a Celeb can be done through the box as well.
:dork:

camaj
16-02-2004, 00:21
Is it only on sky? I couldn't get a red dot on my cable box earlier

Spinning Plates
16-02-2004, 00:27
Originally posted by camaj
Is it only on sky? I couldn't get a red dot on my cable box earlier

streaming, afraid so but theires always the bb stream.

ian-n
16-02-2004, 01:07
RIK MUST GO :mad:

He appears (on the C5 Interactive live feed) to be the most annoying person in the world

Can we vote him out a week early please

Then that Salon bloke immediately afterwards

martinb
16-02-2004, 07:03
i'm bored already. maybe it's the constant ad breaks and recaps by the presenters, the tired formula or a numbness to camera savvy 'celebs' who know how to play this game too well now.

ryonhilluk
16-02-2004, 08:35
Boring

neverland
16-02-2004, 09:16
What they need is a punter in the house who'll torment them and crush their frail egos.

How do I apply?

Dodgy
16-02-2004, 10:13
The leave streaming is pretty good quality at http://five.ld.mediawave.co.uk/five_asx/btr_high.asx . Probably there due to the terrible ch5 reception over much of the country.

Dave.

camaj
16-02-2004, 11:26
I was wondering if they'd factored in Rik's weight when getting the beds. Turns out they hadn't and they're not strong enough which is why he was on the sofa in the morning

kreid
16-02-2004, 12:59
Jade to win, I love that girl - she's so innocent!:clap:

TheCookieMonster
16-02-2004, 13:49
Well looks like I was right in my prediction that I would find Craig to be my fav. Still seems a top bloke and was telling Ricardo that he still gives loads to charity :thumbs: Maureen is a bloody psycho though :eek:

Goblin
16-02-2004, 19:15
they have really scraped the barrel with this Reality Show :gag:

Craig is the only person in the house that I like.



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no flipping
16-02-2004, 21:01
only caught a couple of minutes but the sight of that woman eating her toast:gag: :lol:

suicidedd
16-02-2004, 22:24
WellI think it's very good. Car crash telly.


Maureen :nuts: :nuts:


And this idea sounds....interesting:

Meanwhile Lizzy Bardsley, who was criticised when she appeared on Wife Swap for drawing thousands of pounds of benefits, is in for a surprise. Producers have arranged for Emma Spry, the mother she swapped homes with on Wife Swap, to visit the house - and the two will embark on a fight for charity.

A spokeswoman for the show said: "We have no idea how Lizzy is going to react to this. Sparks were flying when they last appeared together and now they will have to go head to head."

:clap: :clap:

Trashy telly at it's best.

morleyian
16-02-2004, 22:29
:lol: Rik the only one volunteering to eat that insect thing, he'd eat anything under the sun that lad :nuts:

cysy
16-02-2004, 22:33
Hmmm...yummy :gag:

agnetha
16-02-2004, 23:37
Hahaha - loved it when Kerry drunkenly fell over. And as much as I loathed her, Lizzie eating the grub was great stuff :thumbs:

Wish Jade would SHUT UP though. My sister (who didn't se BB3 and so doesn't really know who Jade is) has been watching this for about 1 1/2hrs and is starting to throw things at the TV.

Napoleon
17-02-2004, 00:42
I'm really enjoying it,but as mentioned Jade cannot shut her gloriously uneducated gob.I don't know what the plan for the evictions are but the sooner she goes the better for the balance of the show.

camaj
17-02-2004, 01:15
Originally posted by agnetha
My sister (who didn't se BB3 and so doesn't really know who Jade is) has been watching this for about 1 1/2hrs and is starting to throw things at the TV.

But she's genuine! Genuinely annoying that is :gag: I still don't know why anyone likes her, at least you could claim Kate was good looking but Jade? :searchme:

Also she seems to take something she's seen or read and adopt it as her own viewpoint, like that rubbish about cyclists. I loved Josie's response there though :notworthy

Vex
17-02-2004, 02:28
For those that are interested... They've been having a pillow fight for the last 30 minutes or so.. Craig, Nick, and Jade mainly, with Riccardo, Josie and Catalina also joining in..

http://insane-asylum.co.uk/stuff/btr_01.jpg

Eventually Nick (with a bit of help from Craig) managed to accidently throw one of the pillows at the lights, smashing it! Glass everywhere!

http://insane-asylum.co.uk/stuff/btr_02.jpg

They're currently on clean up duty... :)

http://insane-asylum.co.uk/stuff/btr_03.jpg

Edit: The night crew provided the house with a vacuum cleaner to clear up the remaining glass... Just as they were about to plug it in, the crew phone, and ask them to return said vacuum... The guys guess that this is due to the fact that the house electricity supply probably isn't compatible (probably not 240V as it's in a studio, etc)... So now they're waiting for a vacuum cleaner that they can use! *chuckle* Nicks been nominated to wait up...

morleyian
17-02-2004, 22:23
Pole dancing now commencing from the ladies now! Go Mo :D

MarcusUK
17-02-2004, 22:24
Pole Dancing Challenge now on :norty:

Lorne.t
17-02-2004, 22:33
Josie D'arby pole dancing! :)
Jade to win!

MarcusUK
17-02-2004, 22:39
Some of that was the most mentally disturbing telly ever :eek:

Lorne.t
17-02-2004, 22:48
All of Kerrys appearances last night on the 11 oclock show were the most entertaining so far though...

Vex
17-02-2004, 22:49
Hmm.. Mildy arousing, and Mentally Scarring, all in one 15 minute dose of TV..... :eek:


And now they're discussing stripping to underwear for extra money...

...But it's Maureen that most wants to do it...... :gag:

Goblin
18-02-2004, 09:18
Originally posted by Vex
Eventually Nick (with a bit of help from Craig) managed to accidently throw one of the pillows at the lights, smashing it! Glass everywhere!

that was good :D

Now we have Kerry trying to get the housemates to eat one of those bugs, funny considering she couldn't do it herself.

Jodie Marsh has just turned up too, I guess that was the fallback if Jordan said no. :lol:

chrisjm
18-02-2004, 10:49
i hope one of the guests is avid marion, he can come and try and kidnap the craig! and generally disturb the others!! :clap:

Goblin
18-02-2004, 10:59
Originally posted by chrisjm
i hope one of the guests is avid marion, he can come and try and kidnap the craig! and generally disturb the others!! :clap:

they'd probably disturb him more ;)

Spinning Plates
18-02-2004, 19:10
Originally posted by Goblin
they'd probably disturb him more ;)

It bet Avid and Maureen would get on just great! :clap: :eek:

Max Maz
18-02-2004, 22:07
I've just watched the opening credits for the first time.

Hilarious. :lol:

camaj
19-02-2004, 00:49
What was nick's challenge? To tell so many lies? What happened? I only caught some of the show during halftime on the ireland match and forgot the 11pm live show

jonathan.e
19-02-2004, 08:20
I see this got whupped in the ratings by a Property Ladder.....repeat!

http://media.guardian.co.uk/overnights/story/0,7965,1150883,00.html

neverland
19-02-2004, 09:11
The fact that this thread is only at three pages suggests it's not a massive success. My other half would rather watch Property Ladder and Relocation Relocation, and she still watches the Salon!

Could this be the end of reality TV? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please let it be so.

Jimmyboy
19-02-2004, 17:00
A considerable part of the country still don't have access to C5 though do they ? plus the stupid 8 til 9 & 10 til 11 timing of the show doesn't seem to help. I think people have got used to the idea that reality TV needs a 24 hour feed to really work.

Rollocop
19-02-2004, 17:27
I think this is pretty good. Within 1 week we have had Maureen going nutz, Jade throwing up and Kerry McFadden falling on her a*se :lol:

The only thing I dont like is the 'guest every night' scenario. Surely they should be left alone to bond & bicker rather than play endless games and have celebrity visitors !!

Lorne.t
19-02-2004, 18:27
Kerry falling under the table has been the best thing about the show so far.
I think this show is really just a tribute to all the other reality shows.If you don't like them then it would be a pointless exercise watching in the first place.

Goblin
19-02-2004, 19:44
putting that american woman through that was nasty, stupid idiot Ricardo prancing around getting in the tank, he/she had it easy!

Lorne.t
19-02-2004, 19:49
It must have really stunk though.

Shoom
19-02-2004, 20:27
well the live feed is static on the house now

talk on the net of a walk out after the live tasks

Vex
19-02-2004, 21:17
Live feed is back now...

Rik's crying because of things that Jade has said to him...

Doesn't look like any of them have done a runner.... Yet...

Lorne.t
19-02-2004, 21:29
Most of the boys are having a discussuion about Nicks tatics in the bedroom.Good viewing...

Lorne.t
19-02-2004, 21:51
Jades 5 minute rant to Rick has just beaten kerry falling over.
TV Gold! (i'm glad I never went to bed early!!

Lorne.t
19-02-2004, 21:55
I don't think Jade likes liars!

Spinning Plates
19-02-2004, 22:06
Apparently Jade told Rik that Maureen didn't need help in the kitchen (cooking the sausages) . Rik then started crying and told some lies about was Jade supposedly said to him. Jade finds out and goes off on one like only she can.

Johnr
19-02-2004, 22:08
"She's got her fags and you haven't got your coca-cola!"

:lol: I can tell this is going to be a good one!

Lorne.t
19-02-2004, 22:18
She went off on one for more than 20 minutes shouting and swearing about Rik to anyone that would listen.

camaj
20-02-2004, 02:28
Had to feel sorry for the person that had to listen jade for 13 minutes. They must have shown 2 minutes but it felt much longer than that.

"and then!!!!!......."

Why were they threatening to walk out?
Josie start flirting with Craig on Saturday and it's becoming very obvious now

suicidedd
20-02-2004, 02:59
Now they're all convinced that Josie is a mole planted by Channel 5.

Nick said he'll confront her tomorrow night and tell her that they all know her game and that she'd better pack her bags and get out. The others that are there are in full agreement.



It'll be great to watch when they find out that she's not a mole and all hell breaks loose. :lol:

Lorne.t
20-02-2004, 05:07
I'll be mad if C5 don't show any of Jades twenty minute rant tonight.There's a feeling that they want her to win,so she'll be edited in a good light.

Billy84
20-02-2004, 14:29
Can't believe this is getting such low ratings, it's bloody amazing!

What was up with it going off air in last night's evening show though? Twice! With no explanation or achknowledgement!

cedge
20-02-2004, 14:53
Where do you go to see tv channel ratings?

camaj
20-02-2004, 15:12
Originally posted by suicidedd
Now they're all convinced that Josie is a mole planted by Channel 5.

Nick said he'll confront her tomorrow night

Funny, since everyone was convinced Nick was a plant in BB1. I was actually thinking about this becuase I hoped they'd use something from "The Mole" but Josie's hardly done anything to disrupt things.

Lorne.t, they showed highlights of the rant last night so I doubt they'll show them again

Cedge, the ratings are on the tv section of teletext. Also apparently Endermole might sue them for ripping off Big Brother (even though they didn't try anything with IACGMOOH and BB is basically a gameshow version of The real world)

Arch Stanton
20-02-2004, 16:07
Originally posted by cedge
Where do you go to see tv channel ratings?

http://media.guardian.co.uk/overnights/

cedge
20-02-2004, 17:46
Cheers! Anyone know of any sites though which just show the raw figures i.e. in a list?

camaj
20-02-2004, 17:55
Apparently the evictions were going to be on monday but they've been bought forward to saturday. Also instead of the most popular choosing from the 3 least popular, it's supposed to be everyone voting from the least popular 2, face to face! I'd much prefer it if they did it secretly, that'd be more entertaining.

Also 5 are doing more shows from next week:
9.30am to 10am, then later in the afternoon between 2.30pm and 3.30pm. The late night show will be extended to 1am.

Lorne.t
20-02-2004, 18:51
They didn't show the rant that happened between ten and eleven last night on the 11 oclock show.
That was the one I was raving about,it was great tv!

camaj
20-02-2004, 19:27
If it's the one about Rik on the swing then it's on after the break

bob_bob
20-02-2004, 19:46
Jesus she needs a slap

Lorne.t
20-02-2004, 19:48
That was more like it.Although that was the edited version!! :eek: :eek:
I was reading today in the popbitch mailout that the girl from Joe Millionare has appeared in loads of bound and gagged fetish videos.I think you can find pictures on smoking gun (they're not nude)

camaj
20-02-2004, 19:59
Yeah I've seen some of the pictures, pretty harmless IMHO.

Just when you think you can't dislike Jade anymore she shows a whole new side to hate. I hope she goes soon

Goblin
20-02-2004, 20:55
Originally posted by bob_bob
Jesus she needs a slap

that she does. Im suprised Craig listened to her go on for so long.

Its funny to watch Nick convince the whole house that Josie is a mole with any evidence, wasn't exactly hard to manipulate Jade,

"What if she's not a mole" -- minutes later -- "I'll tell her to leave"

Mr Silly
20-02-2004, 21:40
oh dear oh dear... I am anti violence, but I so want to kick Jades teeth out

She'd probably be still talking as I did it... and afterwards

Couldn't stand the way she still belittled Rik Waller as he apologised. I so hate her

She made me feel sorry for Rik Waller... and thats difficult

ian-n
20-02-2004, 22:26
whoah! thanks to this thread I am watching the Jade&Rick show again!

THIS SHOW ROCKS :clap:

Is Jade the new Jordan?

Rik is still a moaning minnie soppy get though.

Vex
20-02-2004, 23:35
As much as I hate both Jade and Rik, I can't help wanting both of them to stay... There's plenty of room for a lot more conflict!

jordanash
20-02-2004, 23:59
It was amusing to watch Nick titter about the Mole while the others blanked him :)

Johnr
21-02-2004, 00:14
Uri's walked! :clap:

Vex
21-02-2004, 00:22
Yep, he has indeed!

http://www.five.tv/programmes/backtoreality/

jordanash
21-02-2004, 01:06
You could see a big almost invisible sign above his head: do I need to be here ? Uri: NO.

Vex
21-02-2004, 01:14
Well, from what Craig and Nick have said, Uri felt that the show was rather degrading, and the Ice Sculptures were the final straw for him.

Nick also walked, he spent around 10 minutes in the Green Room, and then came back, supposedly because he "missed them"...

:)

camaj
21-02-2004, 01:20
Well he said he was going to do it but then appeared to change his mind when he found out he was wrong about the things he was ranting about.

There were others talking about the mole, mainly cat but he was the one claiming to do something about it

At least we won't hear Bacon say "ery" all the time, wonder if they'll still evict someone tomorrow

nwgarratt
21-02-2004, 12:27
I heard Maureen did a a driving task and raised £10,000 for charity but, they didn't bother to show it.

Sam
21-02-2004, 14:23
Jade needs a good slap as does Nick. Nick is coming across as a nasty bully. He's bitching and moaning about Josie behind her back and trying to get everyone else to do his dirty work.

TheCookieMonster
21-02-2004, 14:45
I heard Maureen did a a driving task and raised £10,000 for charity but, they didn't bother to show it.

Yeah, was a bit weird that they didn't bother to show the daily challenge last night :confused:

Who else has had there opinion of James Hewitt completely change, he's probably my fav after Craig :thumbs:

Todays challenge looks great as well Day 7 - Saturday 14.30 Rik is set to face his 'Fit Club' nemesis Sgt Harvey Walden who is flying in from the States to set a challenge where Rik attempts to retrieve piles of cash whilst under paintball fire. Can Rik move fast enough or will Harvey break him again? :D

chrisjm
21-02-2004, 16:47
the challenge sounds great from what rik said!! and i know how much paintballs hurt, so i feel his pain! but sounds like rik did really well in it! would like to see maureens challenge. they were talking about the prize money and said maureen got 10,000 so it has happened but we havent seen it. if she crashed she will get more votes to keep her in and off the roads!

caygs
21-02-2004, 20:07
Only just caught some of this whilst waiting for CSI Miami - but is Uri totally crackers? First he is on about working for the CIA, and now rambling on about hidden mikes and pieces of paper????? :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :cuckoo: :cuckoo: :cuckoo:

morleyian
21-02-2004, 20:09
She got 10k for doing what exactly? As far as I could see all she did was crash into a lamp-post and a couple of cars and didn't park the car properly. Am I missing something? :thinking:

ian-n
22-02-2004, 00:42
heh heh Ricardo-in-a-dress is totally losing the plot on Five Active at the moment, having a right barney with Craig, who is just laughing his head off at him. Now he's trashing the house!

Rik :mad: being :mad: as :mad: annoying :mad: as :mad: usual, he has so got to go.

C4 have GOT to give the BB housemates tons of alcohol every night, to match this :thumbs:

suicidedd
22-02-2004, 00:53
Ricardo's walking out after arguing with almost everyone and smashing up the house. Maureen then threw a whole saucepan full of water in his face and he ran off crying.

Then he comes back downstairs and starts ranting and raving at Maureen which results in Craig going off on one "She's an old lady I'm won't have you shouting at her like that. If you mouth off at her I'll throw you outside. You're a spoilt little brat" Cue Ricardo screaming about being victimised because he's gay.

Now Rik Waller is following him around trying to convince him to stay, saying "I'm a mediator. It's just the type of guy I am." :lol:

I've said it before, but this is superb telly. I don't know why it's been panned when other reality shows (which I don't usually like) are so highly rated.


Brilliant! :clap:

camaj
22-02-2004, 01:08
Originally posted by ian-n
C4 have GOT to give the BB housemates tons of alcohol every night, to match this :thumbs:

Pfff!!! They just need to pick some entertaining contestants.

If it's tension you're after BB: USA is the daddy

Can't wait for rik's challenge

suicidedd
22-02-2004, 01:11
Originally posted by camaj
Pfff!!! They just need to pick some entertaining contestants.

If it's tension you're after BB: USA is the daddy

I've watched all the BB: USA's , but I don't think any of them had as much tension and bust up's as Back to Reality has had. And it's only been on for a week or so. :thumbs:

suicidedd
22-02-2004, 01:20
Rik Waller - Unintentionally a comedy genius :lol:

He's so full of himself.

camaj
22-02-2004, 01:25
Maybe not bust ups but tension certainly esp around voting and alliances

Napoleon
22-02-2004, 02:12
Originally posted by suicidedd
Rik Waller - Unintentionally a comedy genius :lol:

He's so full of himself.

As you say this is the greatest reality show ever.All the people who go on about BB/Jungle/etc and then slag off this programme have not got a clue.This has it all in the craziest,saddest,funniest and surreal mix ever constructed.I said at the start i would watch it as the amazingly eclectic group had such potential,and they have sure given all one could ever want.It has only been on a week,with two to go.This is a one off,one to savour.

ian-n
22-02-2004, 03:30
Unfortunately though evictions will soon start (assuming the contestants don't continue to evict themselves at the current rate of one per night, leaving Craig to win by default) which will leave less of the total nutters to fight with each other ... I really hope not, but we may have seen the peak craziness tonight (plus the producers are going to have to take steps to calm things down ... Ricardo threw everything around the kitchen including pans and knives ... could have been the first manslaughter on reality TV)

Johnr
22-02-2004, 04:31
I don't think we'll be seeing Richardo in the mansion again...

...Or a proper eviction tomorrow :clap:

morleyian
22-02-2004, 19:27
What does Ricardo look like? :nuts: :cuckoo:

EDIT: He just went crazy! :eek:

White Line
22-02-2004, 19:33
I was watching incase a carving knife struck Rik in the face. That would have been quality TV worth the licence fee alone.

ChrisParrott
22-02-2004, 19:34
Poor Josie!

That woman in the only one of sound mind, and I think it just dawned on her she's the only normal person in the house!

The bit with Jade having a go at her :mad:!

Jade and Rik need to be shot.

And who is that posh one, anyway?

TonyG
22-02-2004, 19:35
This just gets better & better! :notworthy

It's "car-crash" Tv at its very best! .. U know u shouldn't be watching but it's just too damn addictive :)

ChrisParrott
22-02-2004, 19:42
Did anyone see the shot of Rik sitting on Retardo's bed? It was shot from behind, and his head must have been a twelth of the width of his shoulders!

Also, I think Rik thinks he's scored with Retatdo.

White Line
22-02-2004, 19:45
Yes, Rik looked frickin' HUGE. :eek:

morleyian
22-02-2004, 19:46
Ricardo is a "good boy" :lol:

Jon B
22-02-2004, 19:53
Excellent TV !!


Love Rik's line to Lizzie : "You're a Fighter!" :lol:

TonyG
22-02-2004, 20:01
Ohhh Bugger! .... Once again, the British public vote off the entertaining contestants. Nasty Nick may be a plonker, but he was great in creating the paranoia, now rampant on the show.

Catalina may be nice to look at, but she's provided ZERO! entertainment value.

William2003
22-02-2004, 20:05
I was hoping Rik would go. He seems to be trying to spoil all our fun by stopping all the arguments. :(

Lorne.t
22-02-2004, 20:48
I think the public were annoyed that he had twisted it so Josie was in the firing line all the time.
She had done nothing to deserve it so it wasn't a fair fight.

Mr Silly
22-02-2004, 21:48
Absolute trash... I'm so addicted to it, great TV

Originally posted by TonyG
Ohhh Bugger! .... Once again, the British public vote off the entertaining contestants. Nasty Nick may be a plonker, but he was great in creating the paranoia, now rampant on the show.

Catalina may be nice to look at, but she's provided ZERO! entertainment value. but he didn't get voted off - the votes go to who you want to stay in

Arch Stanton
22-02-2004, 22:18
mr Stanton's got to admit that after a very slow start this is fast turning in to the best reality show... ever! Apart from Josie there all the most vile people ever put on the planet and watching them all go mad is highly entertaining.

Danimal
22-02-2004, 23:03
I think Rik should try and hit on Lizzie ..and then Maureen, now that would be car-crash TV :nuts:

who's this Johnny fifteen 15 minutes of fame?

NicolaUK
22-02-2004, 23:19
Originally posted by Mr Silly
Absolute trash... I'm so addicted to it, great TV


Awful isn't it :lol:

Craig seems threatened by the new guy!

suicidedd
23-02-2004, 00:40
Maureen urinated on "the new guy".


He lifted her up and she **** herself. :lol: :lol:

Listy
23-02-2004, 00:49
He lifted her up and she **** herself. :lol: :lol:

No way! :eek: Really? :suspect:

camaj
23-02-2004, 00:56
Originally posted by Arch Stanton
mr Stanton's got to admit that after a very slow start this is fast turning in to the best reality show... ever!

Not as good as BB1 IMHO which did it first and more importantly didn't have Jade

suicidedd
23-02-2004, 01:09
Originally posted by Listy
No way! :eek: Really? :suspect:

Really.


He then held his hand up in the air and started screaming "Where's the toilet".

Then he came back about 5 minutes later sniffing his hands, Maureen apologised to him and he said there was no need to apologise.

Josie says it happens to everyone. :nuts:

Paul Lynock
23-02-2004, 01:56
Why do I have no sound on the video stream (here: http://five.ld.mediawave.co.uk/five_asx/btr_high.asx)? I have my PC linked to my TV and was just about to sit down to some crap TV when low and behold, the sound ain't working :cry: :nuts:

Johnr
23-02-2004, 02:03
They turn it off at 1am...'Legal reasons'

Vex
23-02-2004, 02:32
Yeah, if you're watching on the web then you'll have to pop over to the DigitalSpy forums to get some live 'commentary' to go with the pictures... :)

ChrisParrott
23-02-2004, 19:35
Who wants to see Rik Waller get shot repeatedly with paint balls whilst running around a race track?

On in a few minutes! Set those tape recorders, this one's gonna be good!

caygs
23-02-2004, 19:43
Bacon: "You looking forward to this?"

Sgt: "You better believe it" :lol: :clap: :lol:

ChrisParrott
23-02-2004, 19:46
"Have you been hit?"

"Yeah"

"Where?"

"Right on the Arse"


"He wants to destroy me"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Danimal
23-02-2004, 20:03
Originally posted by ChrisParrott
"Have you been hit?"

"Yeah"

"Where?"

"Right on the Arse"


"He wants to destroy me"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

ideal personal finess trainer for him if you ask me.

Goblin
23-02-2004, 20:47
Originally posted by Arch Stanton
Apart from Josie there all the most vile people ever put on the planet and watching them all go mad is highly entertaining.

Craig is great!

He put that Ricardo in his place, and that stupid big mouthed Jade seems to think he's in the bottom 3, I think she will be! :cuckoo: The sooner she goes, the better! :wave:

why did they bother bringing in the new guy, it was obvious they wouldn't let him stay. The only person who didn't mind was Craig.

camaj
24-02-2004, 00:33
I couldn't stand their voting. I'm sure most of them wanted to vote for Lizzie but couldn't bring themselves to say it. Even Josie wanted to vote for her but voted for Sarah to "even it up" :cuckoo: Craig was worst of all considering his "spinless" comments on BB1

Sam
24-02-2004, 07:14
Craig's full of himself, he's trying to act like head of the household. Jade - loudmouth! James to win :clap:

Goblin
24-02-2004, 09:09
Originally posted by Sam
Craig's full of himself, he's trying to act like head of the household. Jade - loudmouth!

he's the only one with any common sense. He told Ricardo to cut his apology short because he was upsetting Maureen and thicko Jade has a go at him and prolonged the ordeal. :brickwall

TheCookieMonster
24-02-2004, 15:19
he's the only one with any common sense. He told Ricardo to cut his apology short because he was upsetting Maureen and thicko Jade has a go at him and prolonged the ordeal.


She's getting right on my nerves recently and you can tell she really wants to win. I reckon she wants Craig off because he is one of the big threats to her winning. I can't believe she keeps saying she hates liars when she was the biggest two faced cow in BB3 :brickwall

Sam
24-02-2004, 20:29
Who is voting for Rik? :cuckoo: He's revolting - did you see the state of his socks? I don't think he's changed them since he's been in there.

Cat going isn't a great loss - she's not done alot TBH but she did come across better than she did on I'm a Celeb'.

Still James to win for me :)

Goblin
24-02-2004, 20:33
I hope Jade goes before Rik ... I just want to see her face.

Her shrieking in todays task was terrible, I'm glad Craig dumped her in the bin at the end because I would have done the same! :lol:

camaj
24-02-2004, 23:30
I missed todays show. What was the challange? Was it Josie V Cat for the vote? What's James' mysterious challange?

Goblin
25-02-2004, 09:17
Originally posted by camaj
I missed todays show. What was the challange?

Jade had to scrounge through five rubbish bins for a certain item, she was on a wire controlled by Craig, she wouldn't stop screaming at him so he dumped her back in the bin when the challenge was over. :lol: ... still didn't shut her up though.

Lorne.t
25-02-2004, 13:24
Digital spy has news that Jades boyfriend is joining the show in the house.How biased is that?!

StuBruise
25-02-2004, 17:10
Haven't seen much of this but what I have seen has been fantastic; arguing, backbiting and rampant paranoia :thumbs: It's only a dodgy ebay auction and racist email away from being the General Forums but on telly...

~~stu

camaj
25-02-2004, 19:16
Originally posted by StuBruise
It's only a dodgy ebay auction and racist email away from being the General Forums but on telly...


:lol: :notworthy I think this jeff thing is ridiculous though, partly because he seems as much as a muppet as Jade. I thought he was a "TV presenter" but it seems as if he was a former shipwreaked participant so no more a presenter than Jade or Craig :cuckoo:

It seems though that he'll be a proper contestant too rather than the brummie bloke they sent in. I wonder if Jade will be so quick to say "we trying to reduce numbers not increase" now.

Lorne.t
25-02-2004, 19:33
He's a presenter on an E4 show that used to be on at 9 on a sunday morning.

camaj
25-02-2004, 20:00
Originally posted by Lorne.t
He's a presenter on an E4 show that used to be on at 9 on a sunday morning.

Wasn't he on Shipwreaked first?

dunkrag
25-02-2004, 20:14
Originally posted by camaj
Wasn't he on Shipwreaked first?


Yes.

Now he is officially going into the house. Proof that CH5 don't know what they are doing with this show. :cuckoo:

Goblin
25-02-2004, 20:52
I want to see what kind of idiot would marry Jade! :cuckoo:

I didn't see her in BB but watching this I have no idea why anyone would have liked her, what an annoying, whinging, stupid, obnoxious woman! :gag:

I cant believe she asked Rik "did he expect to still be in the house!", she's the worst of the lot, I hope she's next to go.

camaj
25-02-2004, 20:57
Originally posted by dunkrag
Yes.

So no better than Jade or Craig then :oh-hum:

I didn't see her in BB but watching this I have no idea why anyone would have liked her

I saw it, I don't know why either. She pretty much ruined BB3 for me although there wasn't much to ruin.

Mr Silly
25-02-2004, 21:23
Some reality TV programmes are addictive viewing. The downside to them... people like Jade earn a fortune out of them and inflate their egos even more.

Vex
25-02-2004, 23:20
Looks like BTR could be finishing early.

The house knows about Jeff coming in (Rik saw it on an Autocue, and the production team have now told Jade).

Looks like Ricardo, Craig and James all intend to walk if Jeff turns up.

Looks like this could be a good night.. :)

ian-n
25-02-2004, 23:21
They're all talking about walking out over this Jade boyfriend business now :clap:

Craig is making it very clear that he's on the show to get himself newspaper coverage and is very unhappy that Jade & Mr. Jade are going to get all the tv minutes and newspaper column inches.

Nice to have some honesty :)

edit: great minds think alike Vex

Spinning Plates
25-02-2004, 23:25
I wonder if its a deliberate ploy by C5 so they can cancel the show?

Why doesn't Jade just ask Jeff not to bother but instead she is trying to stand her ground and ride it through. Best case scenario would be Jade and Jeff in the bottom 2 tommorow and everyone votes Jade out! :lol: :clap:

ian-n
25-02-2004, 23:56
Originally posted by Spinning Plates
I wonder if its a deliberate ploy by C5 so they can cancel the show?

you may be right, perhaps it is losing too much money.

Jade really is showing her true colours as an absolute monster ... basically telling all the others that it doesn't matter, she was bound to win the show from day one, her face is all over the buses etc not theirs.

The arrogance of the cow is amazing.

Spinning Plates
26-02-2004, 00:06
Originally posted by ian-n
Jade really is showing her true colours as an absolute monster ... basically telling all the others that it doesn't matter, she was bound to win the show from day one, her face is all over the buses etc not theirs.

The arrogance of the cow is amazing.

"Is it fair my names on all the posters, is it fair I'm favourite with the bookies?"

"I'm going to stay in here because there's less competition for you if I go"

She has just been going on and on about all the publicity she gets too. :gag:

camaj
26-02-2004, 01:00
Originally posted by ian-n
Craig is making it very clear that he's on the show to get himself newspaper coverage and is very unhappy that Jade & Mr. Jade are going to get all the tv minutes and newspaper column inches.

I understood that he was annoyed because more coverage would help her win not as a means to an ends.

I can't stand Jade's discussion, she repeats herself and doesn't listen to the others. How many times do they need to say that it's not her fault and they'd be equally annoyed if it's someone else.

She also claims that if Jeff was up for the vote she wouldn't automatically vote for the other person. Yeah right :lol:
Rik said the producers had told him they were choosing Jeff because he's been on reality TV before. So the fact he's Jade's boyfriend is just a conicidence? No one's pointed out that Maureen's husband Dave was also prominantly in Driving School.

I hope they all walk out and force them to back down. It's a shame that some of them aren't willing to support this though.

NicolaUK
26-02-2004, 09:37
Originally posted by camaj
I hope they all walk out and force them to back down. It's a shame that some of them aren't willing to support this though.

Rick telling Jade he'd be delighted if Jeff came in was :cuckoo:

I hope they walk, I think James and Craig may well do :)

Stupido C5 :oh-hum:

chrisjm
26-02-2004, 09:50
jade is vicky pollard :lol:

i hope she goes tonight, but somehow i think even if she was in the bottom 2 c5 would rigg it as her bf plonker is coming in

jade "whos looking after the baby"
jeff "no one"

that would make jade leave :clap: fingers crossed

Preacher
26-02-2004, 09:56
Originally posted by Goblin
Jade had to scrounge through five rubbish bins.

A bit of a busmans holiday for her then!

agnetha
26-02-2004, 10:20
Originally posted by camaj

I hope they all walk out and force them to back down
I'd prefer it if they attacked Jade with large knives and cut her tongue out but that's just me...

Goblin
26-02-2004, 10:26
Jade - They are bringing him in for the genuation of the show.
Craig - duration :lol:

she even said it again after he corrected her.

Why couldn't she understand what Craig was saying about Jeff giving her a better chance of winning, he made the point very clear multiple times and her response was,

Jade - don't you think I can carry myself?
Craig - I didn't say that, I said you'll have a better chance.
Jade - but don't you think I can carry myself? Maybe I should walk and give you all a better chance.

:brickwall

and since when was the show about her, I must have missed where she said that!! how could she be so arragont? please get her off TV!!

chrisjm
26-02-2004, 14:26
he's in now :brickwall

i think he is only in for a day now.

he reminds me of mike flowers (is that the name?) with his suit and whiter than white teeth. :razz:

http://chrisjm.myby.co.uk/forum/mike.jpg

Goblin
26-02-2004, 21:23
Miss Piggy is so damn stupid its unbelievable.

If anything it halves my chances of winning :brickwall ... eh??

I'd be happy for anyone to come in .... oh except that guy who you booted out the other day!

Johnr
26-02-2004, 21:45
"We told them they could ALL have a guest to stay..."

"So who wants somebody to visit?"

(silence)

:lol:

Goblin
26-02-2004, 21:48
Originally posted by Johnr
"We told them they could ALL have a guest to stay..."

"So who wants somebody to visit?"

(silence)

:lol:

well Craig asked if everyone else was inviting someone, which was the point he was making, he didn't want the odd person to have an advantage.

I don't believe it, Im not watching it anymore until she's gone! :brickwall

camaj
26-02-2004, 22:02
Originally posted by Goblin
If anything it halves my chances of winning :brickwall ... eh??

Because then people will have to choose between her and Jeff. In Jade's mind she's the only one with a chance

I can't believe she now thinks she's being bullied :brickwall

I can't blame them for not wanting any of their friends to come in (I wouldn't) but that doesn't mean they should accept Jeff coming in.

Tough vote at the end for craig, does he keep ricado who was with him on the anti-jeff thing or Josie who's on his side more or less

Big A
26-02-2004, 22:14
who got voted out last night??

camaj
26-02-2004, 22:17
Last night was Sarah :cry:

I notice Jeff came in and said "Jade doesn't need any help". So he's just as stupid as she is then :cuckoo:

Big A
26-02-2004, 22:23
Sarah:eek: she was the only down to earth person in there and she lives in LA.....says it all really

pete2000
26-02-2004, 22:32
did you hear what ricardo said, that everyone else is the decoration on the cake, i would have to agree as i am sure jade gets most tv time:suspect:

camaj
26-02-2004, 22:43
Originally posted by pete2000
did you hear what ricardo said, that everyone else is the decoration on the cake

They've all said that recently so it's nothing new.

Jade in the drinking game "Arnold Swarzanigger" :help:

ian-n
26-02-2004, 22:58
Originally posted by Big A
Sarah:eek: she was the only down to earth person in there and she lives in LA.....says it all really

After Ricardo's exit interview I think he was the most sensible and insightful person on the whole show.

Most down to earth person has to be James surely, he's a bit of a toff obviously, but he is constantly in the background calming the others down and talking sense into them.

Spinning Plates
26-02-2004, 23:08
Quality, Craig and James have p'd off to bed after Jeff's lame games. :lol:

Go James and Craig. :notworthy

camaj
26-02-2004, 23:10
Jeff is asking them questions one by one and I have a feeling that he's doing it off his own back rather than being told to as he claims. I think James and Craig think the same and both have gone of to bed now.

spe@rmint
26-02-2004, 23:13
oh give me head peace Jade and Jeff!!!

:brickwall

TonyG
26-02-2004, 23:21
Never have I welcomed a reality tv-show to cut the sound more than now with the current Jade/Jeff dialogue :brickwall

Do either have a brain-cell between them?

I wouldn't spit on them if either were on fire. :razz:

Vex
26-02-2004, 23:23
Well, for the first night this week, I'm going to turn this off.

..Not because I'm off to bed...

...But I simply can't keep watch this vile Jade and Jeff Show... It's just sicken. :gag:

I had thought that BTR was turning into a really good show, but this has taken a complete nose-dive.

camaj
26-02-2004, 23:42
Jeff is going on and on about Craig calling him the T word. Except that was the lie craig was telling. He called Jeff condesending which was the truth (he said that when he walked in).

Now Craig and James are "Childish" because they don't want to be interogated by Jeff. Guess that makes all of us Childish to for turning off.

BTW, did we all hear Jade's middle name? Kiesha Lorraine :lol:

Jimmyboy
27-02-2004, 00:31
I turned it off when the genious that is Jeff annouced that James had "Let himself down" and was "immature".

Look at who you're going out with you moron!


James Major has a full military background, served in the Gulf, and did the business with Princess Diana, and this pathetic little West Life reject off of some run down council estate has the cheek to make judgements about his maturity. Quite frankly I'd be hard pushed not to bang both (Jade & Jeff) their heads together.

Goblin
27-02-2004, 08:12
Im glad to see Im not the only one who thinks this show has just become unbearable.

if Jade does win, its a fix because I haven't met anyone that likes her and doubt she has that many friends to vote for her :D

Geezer1
27-02-2004, 08:15
Why was Jade crying and shouting last night? i dont watch the show but saw this bit.

What was going on?

NicolaUK
27-02-2004, 09:04
Originally posted by Jimmyboy
I turned it off when the genious that is Jeff annouced that James had "Let himself down" and was "immature".

Look at who you're going out with you moron!


James Major has a full military background, served in the Gulf, and did the business with Princess Diana, and this pathetic little West Life reject off of some run down council estate has the cheek to make judgements about his maturity. Quite frankly I'd be hard pushed not to bang both (Jade & Jeff) their heads together.

Hewitt ;)

I saw the Jade/Jeff Wifeswap and thought he was quite a likeable cheeky chirpy chappie but his questioning last night was :o what a knob.

chrisjm
27-02-2004, 09:36
Originally posted by NicolaUK
I saw the Jade/Jeff Wifeswap and thought he was quite a likeable cheeky chirpy chappie but his questioning last night was :o what a knob.

totally, he seemed ok on wifeswap. but he blaitently thinks he is better than anyone else, and his questions were aimed at annoying them. he is just like jade and believes he is always right.

so glad he isnt staying i would of switched off if he was there any longer. just hope jade goes soon, cant stand her. i think if it was negative voting jade would be out, as there are loads of people who hate her.

shame ricardo went, he was funny :nuts:

and someone, keeps saying in little britain style in the background "yea i know" i cant stop cracking up when they do that, i think its craig! :clap: :D

Wezzy
27-02-2004, 09:50
Couldn't believe the grandstanding that was going on by Jeff & Jade last night. Why should James & Craig re-explain their stance? How come Jeff & Jade couldn't see the situation from anyone else's viewpoint? :brickwall
Really bad move by C5 to put Jeff in & they realise it now. It was funny how Richard & Tess on last night's show were trying to defend the move & making out that those who disagreed were taking it too seriously & Jade had been bullied. Glad that Ricardo didn't let them get away with that.
Anyone else think Richard Bacon looks & talks as though he needs to go to the toilet bigtime?!

NicolaUK
27-02-2004, 10:03
Jade's ranting yesterday should guarantee her exit, or at least put her on a stool but I bet she stays in :oh-hum:

jediross
27-02-2004, 10:12
Can I just say that whoever is voting to keep Maureen and Rik in the house..... 'You can stop now. Its not funny anymore!!'

The way things are going they could be one of the winners!!!! :wave: :gag:

chrisjm
27-02-2004, 10:15
out of interest, is anyone here voting?

chrisjm
27-02-2004, 10:16
Originally posted by jediross
Can I just say that whoever is voting to keep Maureen and Rik in the house..... 'You can stop now. Its not funny anymore!!'

The way things are going they could be one of the winners!!!! :wave: :gag:

:suspect:

it is funny!!

i voted for rik yesterday :dork:

why dont you want maureen to win? deserves to more than miss piggy

jediross
27-02-2004, 10:22
Originally posted by chrisjm
:suspect:

it is funny!!

i voted for rik yesterday :dork:

why dont you want maureen to win? deserves to more than miss piggy

Because she looks like Les Dawson doing drag!!! Reason enough in my books!!

:D

chrisjm
27-02-2004, 10:23
Originally posted by jediross
Because she looks like Les Dawson doing drag!!! Reason enough in my books!!

:D

DING DONG!!



:thinking:

Goblin
27-02-2004, 12:24
Originally posted by chrisjm
out of interest, is anyone here voting?

I did actually vote for Craig yesterday, his dig at Jade never making it as a model made me pickup the phone but Im not wasting anymore money until Jade is gone.

NicolaUK
27-02-2004, 12:38
Originally posted by Goblin
I did actually vote for Craig yesterday, his dig at Jade never making it as a model made me pickup the phone but Im not wasting anymore money until Jade is gone.

He really doesn't like her does he :lol:

Sam
27-02-2004, 12:53
Just watched last nights show - Jade is :gag: and has to go! How full of herself is she?!!! Still want James to win though :)

Goblin
27-02-2004, 13:25
Originally posted by NicolaUK
He really doesn't like her does he :lol:

no but he is always very careful in what he says to her. He even tried to comfort her (and got told to go away) after she lost it and mainly had a go at him (she did single him out), the guy has patience beyond belief.

I would have walked. Rik needs to stand up for himself too, Jade clearly detests him and yet he's still so nice to her.

NicolaUK
27-02-2004, 13:33
I agree Craig remains incredibly composed, fair play to the fella :)

Rick is possibly one of the most spineless guys I've seen (which I do find very sad). It's almost like he's so desparate to be accepted, he just wants to say the right thing always - when asked a question you can see him composing his reply - his quickfire questions could be inetresting!

I think James stands a great chance of winning :)

Ding Dong :nuts:

TheCookieMonster
27-02-2004, 17:54
Does anyone else want to give Tess Daly a slap, she has to be the poorest presenter out there. On last nights show :-

Ricardo - So why do you think I was voted out then?
Richard B - I couldn't really say, i'm supposed to be impartial.
Tess - I think it was because you were bullying Jade :brickwall

Silly Bint. I reckon Craig should ask for Avid to pay a visit :D

Goblin
27-02-2004, 20:02
did Jade go tonight?

NicolaUK
27-02-2004, 20:09
Originally posted by Goblin
did Jade go tonight?

Nobody's going till Monday.

Johnr
27-02-2004, 20:20
Josie and Craig are in a box until tomorrow morning (David Blaine like) - Other contestants are having a BBQ underneath the box later on :clap:

Would have been better if it was a combination of Craig/James and Jade :norty:

TonyG
27-02-2004, 20:59
Even better if they had put Jade on a spit & hung her above the BBQ! :gag:

..... Just imagine the no. of bacon rashers they'd produce from her flabby carcass.

camaj
27-02-2004, 21:15
Originally posted by TonyG
..... Just imagine the no. of bacon rashers they'd produce from her flabby carcass.

Too much rind, not enough meat

Jimmyboy
27-02-2004, 23:45
...and after all the bitching here about Jeff C5 go and edit the 8 o clock show to make him look like a bloody good A and Craig and James look like 2 children who can't get their own way.

Clearly the show has been written to boost the Jade (and possibly Jeff) franchise. :|

Johnr
28-02-2004, 01:21
Jade Collapses on Reality Show

By Emily Pennink, PA News


Jade Goody was rushed to hospital after collapsing on the set of the television show Back to Reality.

At 11.15pm last night, the Big Brother housemate blacked out in the mansion in Acton where the Channel 5 reality programme was being filmed.

A spokesman for the show said: “She has been taken to hospital in an ambulance. We do not know the cause of this.

“Her boyfriend, Jeff Brazier, father of their baby Bobby, has just left the site now. He was summoned immediately to the studio and has left with her in an ambulance.

“She recovered after collapsing but the show’s producers were concerned and called emergency services. We are awaiting news of what it is regarding.”

The celebrity housemates entered the house on February 14 and the last, the winner, will leave on March 5.

The remaining housemates are Josie D’Arby, Goody, James Hewitt, Craig Phillips, Maureen Rees and Rik Waller.


:|

camaj
28-02-2004, 02:50
Well if she comes back she'll get a lot of votes from this.

Goblin
28-02-2004, 08:38
Originally posted by camaj
Well if she comes back she'll get a lot of votes from this.

but thats IF she comes back! :clap:

chrisjm
28-02-2004, 09:03
conspiricy theory........

its clear 5 want her to win

hope she gets better, just cos im a nice chap. but i still hate her and will be edited if she wins.

it was edited very poorly in favour of jade. and one minute jade is laughing at craig calling him a .... (he was just mucking about, but i think deep down he meant it!) but then she decides it was out of order. talk about stupid.

and how the presenters were talking about "the guests wanted him out" and "we offered that they could have a friend round" yea only after 4 people threatened to walk, and that wasnt the issue but its been clouded over in the highlights. bah :searchme:

Goblin
28-02-2004, 09:06
I wonder if Jade has a presenting job lined-up with CH5 after the show has finished! ;)

Napoleon
28-02-2004, 13:48
Hopefully Jade will not return and the remaining contestants can vote a previously evicted resident back.Sarah would be my choice.

I totally agree about the editing,it's as ridiculous as BBrother.

Lorne.t
28-02-2004, 14:49
Its worse editing than BB!
The whole reason that Craig and the rest were annoyed was the fact that Jeff was meant to be in the show till the end of the run and would be eligible to win.
The editing and comments from the presenters lead people who only watch the regular shows to believe that they were causing a fuss because he was staying one night.

TheCookieMonster
28-02-2004, 14:56
I'm a bit suspicious about the change in eviction till Monday, the audience didn't seem at all happy and it wouldn't surprise me if it had been changed because Jade was in the bottom 2 :suspect:. How blatantly one sided was the Jeff interview too :brickwall, they really need better presenters. Can't believe Josie sided with Jade too :eek:

Napoleon
28-02-2004, 16:57
I don't think many people would be surprised if Jeff replaced Jade;it would be the shows final card to maximise interest(viewing/voting) especially after the producers/Jeff worked so hard to tick off Craig/James.

chrisjm
28-02-2004, 17:34
Originally posted by Napoleon
I don't think many people would be surprised if Jeff replaced Jade;it would be the shows final card to maximise interest(viewing/voting) especially after the producers/Jeff worked so hard to tick off Craig/James.

well if that happened id stop watching.
already my interest is slowing down how poorly they edited all the jades bf stuff as a pro jade.

if what happened was originally what was planed, i dont think craig or the rest would of kicked up any fuss. the issue was that a late comer could of won, and because he wasnt a neutral person (e.g. if say the cheeky girls had stayed :lol: ) he would of (and did) increase how much of back to jadeality airtime she gets

to make it worse, i think if jade was up against james or craig now jade would still be in :brickwall

Big A
28-02-2004, 19:15
'collapsed'

:lol: :lol: thats got to be the overstatement of the year. She just started moaning and crying. blatant acting:oh-hum:

chrisjm
28-02-2004, 19:42
:lol: at the party!!

and the kids beating Rik up!

:clap:

ChrisParrott
28-02-2004, 20:00
:lol: :lol: at Rik singing and discussing Pink Floyd albums.

"Wish I'd bought it now..."

ChrisParrott
28-02-2004, 22:09
Definite "OMG!!1111!!! LOL!!" moment at the start of tonights show.

Rik was shuffling cards with his hands, but doing it quite close to his crotch.

Que hillarity when it's on the big screen in the studi when the camera only shows him from waste up and obscured by objects...

camaj
28-02-2004, 23:00
I wondered if they were going to pelt the box. Nice to see they're keeping things nice and predictable.

iceking
29-02-2004, 00:30
Rik Waller - unintential comedy genius

TheCookieMonster
29-02-2004, 12:20
Did I not hear last night that the doctors couldn't work out what was wrong with Jade :suspect:

Sam
29-02-2004, 12:24
According to the NOTW Jade is 6 weeks pregnant but didn't know it.

camaj
29-02-2004, 12:33
Originally posted by TheCookieMonster
Did I not hear last night that the doctors couldn't work out what was wrong with Jade :suspect:

I'm not a doctor but I think we all know what's wrong with jade

ChrisParrott
29-02-2004, 12:34
Originally posted by Sam
According to the NOTW Jade is 6 weeks pregnant but didn't know it.

To be fair, she could be 9 months pregnant and I doubt she'd know it... or anyone else...

ian-n
29-02-2004, 20:02
oh
my
god


I had forgotten how annoying Jade was

Only took 30 seconds of her being back to remember

:mad:

camaj
29-02-2004, 20:33
To be fair she was actually bareable if a little hyper. Much better than the Jade who doesn't like liars.

Noticed they showed all her good stuff and none of her bad stuff.

Jade (when sarah's gone) "Oh well you'll have to fancy me now, James" :gag:

ian-n
29-02-2004, 21:09
Originally posted by camaj
Jade (when sarah's gone) "Oh well you'll have to fancy me now, James" :gag:

They said Sarah :luv: and Catalina :gag: are coming back for a party later tonight though!

Lorne.t
01-03-2004, 04:32
BTR's still going strong this morning at 5.30am with Sarah and James playing a rather drunk game of Trivial Pursuit

NicolaUK
01-03-2004, 09:20
Originally posted by Lorne.t
BTR's still going strong this morning at 5.30am with Sarah and James playing a rather drunk game of Trivial Pursuit

Ding Dong :nuts:

chrisjm
01-03-2004, 10:04
Originally posted by ian-n
They said Sarah :luv: and Catalina :gag: are coming back for a party later tonight though!

you sir, have good taste :norty:

iceking
01-03-2004, 18:22
James just needs to ask her to the forest now.

BettyBoop
02-03-2004, 09:33
So what did you all think about Rik going? It was obvious that none of them would vote to keep him in.

Oh but HOW funny was Rik trying to wrestle Craig. I couldn't stop laughing when Rik tried & failed to pick him up, then Rik landed in a heap on the floor :clap:

welshmatt
02-03-2004, 10:57
I havent watched this much so dont know what really going on. But i saw last nights episode and the scene BettyBoop describes above was absolute comedy.

First of all Craig knocks Rik in the face. Then Rik declares 'My discipline is wrestling':lol:

He challenges Craig to wrestle in an attempt to impress Sarah. Craig ignores him twice. Then Rik tries to pick him up and fails. Then Craig picks up Rik and flicks him over onto the bed!!

NicolaUK
02-03-2004, 11:28
Craig smacking Rik in the mouth was :lol:

I thought they were very easy on him in the studio after he'd come out.

And WTF was Sissy doing there :confused:

camaj
02-03-2004, 15:07
Sissy from BB4?

I think Josie's playing a clever game telling Jade she's pick her over Craig and still being pally with Craig. I think Josie and Maureen will be up tonight with Maureen leaving. Then Josie and Jade with Jade leaving.

NicolaUK
02-03-2004, 15:13
Originally posted by camaj
Sissy from BB4?


Yes she was in the studio crowd last night :confused:

Maybe she's a Rik fan :lol:

Maureen out tonight I reckon.

Goblin
02-03-2004, 18:50
I haven't watched this for a few days now, has Jade gone yet? I know she went to hospital, did she return??

Just watched 10 minutes and she is still in there. :eek: I really felt sorry for James, imagine having a hangover and having to listen to Jades mouth!! :brickwall

fattyboombatty
02-03-2004, 19:39
what the hell is that on jade's lip? it looks like herpes:gag:

TonyG
02-03-2004, 21:44
Aha! ... Am I right in thinking that the "Pig Fat" used on tonight's challenge was in fact the left-overs from Jade's recent secret liposuction operation at the weekend? :p

ian-n
03-03-2004, 21:14
they've sent Ricardo back in with some beers

don't know why they bothered evicting people, think they've all been back now!

BettyBoop
04-03-2004, 09:03
Who got threw out last night then I missed this?

jediross
04-03-2004, 09:08
Originally posted by BettyBoop
Who got threw out last night then I missed this?

no one went last night, final eviction tonight then public vote on Friday.

For sanitys sake don't let Jade the pig or Maureen the bulldog chewing a wasp win!!!

Napoleon
04-03-2004, 12:39
The editing is so biased,the camera is obsessively focused on Jade,it's like the Jade Appreciation Society.I can't believe they will fix the voting but the lengths they have gone to,to twist the programme,i guess it must be a distinct possibility.

Shoom
04-03-2004, 15:15
Yes it has become the Jade Show :mad:

Just the sound of her voice :brickwall

NicolaUK
04-03-2004, 15:18
Originally posted by Shoom
Yes it has become the Jade Show :mad:

Just the sound of her voice :brickwall

And it's pretty grating :o

TonyG
04-03-2004, 19:53
Bye Bye Jade! :wave:

chrisjm
04-03-2004, 19:57
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

GOOD RIDENCE JADE!!


:D :thumbs:

NicolaUK
04-03-2004, 20:16
:clap: :lol: :clap:

Excellent!!

Danimal
04-03-2004, 20:48
Has Jade got herpes or something? her lip looks minging, but not out of place on that face.

camaj
04-03-2004, 21:34
:clap: :clap:

I missed the end because I was watching something better. When she talks about onions growing behind her ear I'm not surprised about anything growing on her.

I wonder what CH5 are going to do now their "star" has gone. What happened at the eviction? Who was she up against? Did she cry? It's a shame she didn't go before Rik.

Did you catch the bit where Craig dumped Richard in the bin? He's was still an uptight EDIT

NicolaUK
05-03-2004, 08:21
Originally posted by camaj

Did you catch the bit where Craig dumped Richard in the bin? He's was still an uptight EDIT

That was :clap: 'Get lost!!'

Jade looked surprised to be going out :D In the studio she admitted she thought she would win and then kept on having a go at Craig 'Body like Baywatch, face like Crimewatch' and how he was jealous of Jeff :lol:

Craig out first, then Maureen then james to win :thumbs:

snowball
05-03-2004, 21:21
I watched Craigs exit interview as there was nothing better on. He had a right go at the producers :lol:

Goblin
05-03-2004, 21:49
did Craig win?

MarkR
05-03-2004, 22:01
No James did with Maureen coming second. She had a right strop on as she was going out the door. :lol:

TonyG
05-03-2004, 22:01
Nope, Major James Hewitt did ... and deservedly so ... out of a bad bunch, he was the most entertaining.

For re-introducing the phrase, "Ding-Dong!" to the public vocabulary, that alone makes him a worthy winner :thumbs:

jordanash
06-03-2004, 00:14
This wasn't great TV but it was 1000 x better than the unwatchably preeningly boring Jungle celeb dog's mess on earlier in the year. Harry's dad was a worthy winner, best of a good bunch !