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coldfunk
20-01-2004, 22:36
This is fun. Review a movie in just four words....

I'll do a few so you get the idea!

Eyes Wide Shut: Pretty EDITED gang bang
Men in Black: Aliens, Smith and Jones
Shallow Hal: Tubby or not tubby
The Blair Witch Project: Tense. Intense. In tents
Fred2002
20-01-2004, 22:46
Mission to Mars:
Complete and utter codswallop

(Why do I get the feeling this thread isn't going to last very long?)
coldfunk
20-01-2004, 22:50
Signs: A Piece of Crop
Spider-Man: Teenager emits sticky substance
:notworthy
BlueDwarf
20-01-2004, 22:57
This Is Spinal Tap: Comedy goes one louder.
ryonhilluk
20-01-2004, 22:58
Originally posted by Fred2002
(Why do I get the feeling this thread isn't going to last very long?)

Same here!

The Ring: Tape that kills people
coldfunk
20-01-2004, 22:59
Tootise: Hoff-man, hoff-woman
BlueDwarf
20-01-2004, 23:04
http://www.fwfr.com has loads.

coldfunk, you might want to edit your eyes wide shut review.
ryonhilluk
20-01-2004, 23:04
Alien Resurrection: Why did they bother?
coldfunk
20-01-2004, 23:06
Originally posted by BlueDwarf
http://www.fwfr.com has loads.

coldfunk, you might want to edit your eyes wide shut review.

Erm, I put a $ instead of an S
splobber
20-01-2004, 23:12
Originally posted by coldfunk
Erm, I put a $ instead of an S

Then you may want to read the terms and conditions (www.thedvdforums.com) that you agreed to when you signed up.
coldfunk
20-01-2004, 23:21
Originally posted by splobber
Then you may want to read the terms and conditions (www.thedvdforums.com) that you agreed to when you signed up.

Oops! Thanks for editing the post splobber :thumbs:
Squirrel God
21-01-2004, 01:32
It's five words and it's not a review but I've always laughed at the tagline on the front of the Korean R3 of Avalon:

"Stylish. Mirracle. All the world."

And yes, they do actually spell miracle like that on the front cover ...

This aside, WTF does that tagline even mean? :| :lol:
Taq
21-01-2004, 07:51
2001: zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz
DM
21-01-2004, 07:56
Salo - Poo doesn't taste good.
George vader
21-01-2004, 08:03
Titanic-Big ship BIGGER OYCEBERG!
Phayze
21-01-2004, 10:00
Underworld: Sexy vampire fights werewolves.
LooNaTiK
21-01-2004, 11:17
this would be a better thread if someone gave a 4 word review and everyone else had to guess what film it was, then whoever got it write had a go and so on...

but that would be incredibly difficult :nuts:


Memento: Errr... what's going on?


LooN
Crawf
21-01-2004, 12:55
Donnie Darko: Time travelling big rabbit
bonsaiguy
21-01-2004, 13:06
Grosse Point Blank: Hitman with a heart
StephenM
21-01-2004, 13:11
From the wesite mentioned above:

Saving Private Ryan: Brother get's own bedroom.

Tasteless, but genius.
The Bear
21-01-2004, 15:10
Originally posted by LooNaTiK
this would be a better thread if someone gave a 4 word review and everyone else had to guess what film it was, then whoever got it write had a go and so on...

but that would be incredibly difficult :nuts: Not really. As long as it's relevant. You can also play this game on the site (http://www.fwfr.com/main.asp) - Click the ballooned quote in the top right corner.

I'll start you off with my one and only contribution to the FWFR site:

"Spacey bullies lower ranks"
ryonhilluk
21-01-2004, 15:12
Originally posted by StephenM
From the wesite mentioned above:

Saving Private Ryan: Brother get's own bedroom.

Tasteless, but genius.

:lol:
bronso
21-01-2004, 15:38
Blade Runner:
Deckard's a replicant, dammit!
grimley
21-01-2004, 16:24
Star Wars EpI = Kill Jar Jar Binks!
dean richardson
21-01-2004, 16:29
religous manager at tiffanys

is............






Lord of the rings
Samuel Downey
21-01-2004, 16:37
The Crow: Deceased goth kills baddies
Mr Nanny: Hogan wrestles with kids
Monster Squad: Mummy, Dracula, Werewolf, Frankenstein!!!!!
Versus: Bloody Zombiefest. Matrix wannabee
Woz
21-01-2004, 17:43
The best one from that site is :
Desperately Seeking Susan : So-so Soho ho flick :clap:
Mike
21-01-2004, 19:41
Equilibrium: Prostate Cancer was better.
KillerHERTZ
21-01-2004, 19:45
LotR: Shiny ring, long walk
Matt Sandbrook
22-01-2004, 01:03
Resident Evil: Play the game instead
Gangs of New York: Crazy accents, crazier hats!
Repo Man: Fun you melonfarming censors
bronso
22-01-2004, 01:16
The Ring: Another argument for DVD
Mulholland Drive: Does too make sense!
Underworld: PVC catsuits are sexy
21 Grams: Lighter than Amores Perros
bonsaiguy
22-01-2004, 08:07
Braindead: Totally gory, good director

Terminator: On run from cyborg

Bad Boys 2: Poor plot, good effects
cm-9
22-01-2004, 11:57
Apocalypse Now Redux: Will it never end?